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You're riding on the bus, 3 psychos are sat across from you and keep staring menacingly, in your direction. What do you do?

2007-02-23 03:36:40 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

29 answers

Fart really loud and yell don't f*ck with me. That will do it. trust me.

2007-02-23 03:39:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Put your headphones on, take in the scenery, Dont let another person, especially a stranger rent space in your head. If one or all of them go to put hands on you, Hit first, and dont stop until they submit...or...run like hell if you think that is better. There is no shame in either one you choose little brother.

2007-02-23 03:46:58 · answer #2 · answered by perrin501 2 · 2 0

In a perfect world, you would be permitted by law to shoot them dead where they sit.
However, in the world in which we find ourselves, your best bet is NOT to catch their eyes. Look down until one of you gets off.
If they follow you, go into somewhere brightly lit and busy, if possible and phone someone.

2007-02-23 03:41:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Stare back & laugh like a mad man,that will straighten them out.

2007-02-23 03:40:13 · answer #4 · answered by EM 6 · 0 0

Get off the carriage and get onto the next one

2007-02-23 04:10:28 · answer #5 · answered by Me 5 · 1 0

Beat the snot out of the most dangerous one. The other two will leave you alone.

2007-02-23 03:40:42 · answer #6 · answered by Well, said Alberto 6 · 1 0

I shall ask them which way did Rory Emerald go.

2007-02-23 03:39:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Start beating yourself about the head. They'll think your crazy too and leave you alone.

2007-02-23 03:39:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Stare back.

2007-02-23 03:40:20 · answer #9 · answered by ஐƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒஐ Vee ஐƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒஐ 7 · 0 0

Ask them when was the last time they had their fudge packed and wink.

2007-02-23 03:47:23 · answer #10 · answered by ♫Silvi♪ 5 · 0 0

They wouldn't mess with me, i carry a tin of deep heat, in my pocket.

2007-02-23 03:47:09 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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