English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

Will I be sacked for this?

2007-02-23 02:45:26 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

17 answers

Shoot mine!

2007-02-23 07:57:54 · answer #1 · answered by intelligentbutdizzy 4 · 0 0

The general consensus in these situations is to either
1. Turn gun on yourself - stick it to the man....or
2. Go around your office shooting you colleagues one by one...start with the hot receptionist that turned you down at the Christmas do.........or
3. Erase from memory after buying concentrate HCL acid to melt the gun....

2007-02-23 10:53:03 · answer #2 · answered by Dstorter 2 · 2 0

No. Just go away and write some other work of fiction. One day you might come up with something good, you never know!

2007-02-23 10:54:05 · answer #3 · answered by Norton G 6 · 0 0

give your self a rise and put he body in the freezer at night ,
during the day put the body on the chair at he desk put do not
disturb on the door put the phone on divert

2007-02-23 10:55:06 · answer #4 · answered by dontimred 2 · 0 0

pretend hes still alive like the film weekend at Bernys

2007-02-23 10:51:33 · answer #5 · answered by theemadmonkey 4 · 1 0

Take the afternoon off obviously!!!!

and raid his wallet to get yourself some pints!! lol

2007-02-23 11:10:32 · answer #6 · answered by **SARAH** 3 · 1 0

Put the gun in his right hand and pretend to discover the body.

2007-02-23 10:50:15 · answer #7 · answered by freddiem 5 · 1 0

Just tell them that you didnt shoot the deputy and that in fact you did it just in self defence.

That seems to work.

2007-02-23 10:50:03 · answer #8 · answered by Rich T 6 · 1 0

If your boss was the local sheriff, admit to it,. but deny ANY knowledge of the death of his deputy. :-D

2007-02-23 10:50:56 · answer #9 · answered by wildimagination2003 4 · 0 0

Give yourself a rise.

2007-02-23 10:50:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

nope!!!
put the body under the desk and act normal!

2007-02-23 10:48:50 · answer #11 · answered by MiZz RuBy 6 · 1 0

fedest.com, questions and answers