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2007-02-23 01:20:32 · 65 answers · asked by **Missy** 3 in Arts & Humanities Philosophy

65 answers

"NHS Sucks"

Or maybe:

"It was Harold Shipman"

2007-02-23 01:23:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 4

I dont want a tombstone. I'd like my ashes to be scattered in a warm stunning landscape, preferably by the sea and a huge tree planted.

If I had a tombstone it would read 'I shall return and get you all back'.

2007-02-24 23:27:02 · answer #2 · answered by Thia 6 · 0 0

Loving Mother

2007-02-23 02:07:50 · answer #3 · answered by Lynne 3 · 2 0

If I have a tombstone I'll be very disappointed in whoever allowed it. I think a grave is a waste of space.

2007-02-23 02:29:53 · answer #4 · answered by q 3 · 2 1

Despite of many people who would like to see "It was a good guy (or girl) and everyone loved him (or her)", I would prefer to see the following words written on my tombstone :

choice n° 1 : "Do not disturb"
choice n°2 : "Let me go out !"
choice n°3 : "Clone me to make me alive again !"

2007-02-23 01:24:47 · answer #5 · answered by aurored80 2 · 2 2

The best I ever heard was Billy Connoly - he is going to have in small letters at the bottom of the tombstone the following

" oi get off you are standing on my balls!!"

2007-02-23 01:30:04 · answer #6 · answered by Mark J 5 · 3 2

Cogito Ergo Zoom

I thought, therefore I went fast

2007-02-23 03:56:12 · answer #7 · answered by lpaganus 6 · 3 0

My husband and I have already planned what we want on our tombstones! We want 'See you later' If the council and its silly rules won't allow that then we'll have C.U.L...Since we first met we've always said see you later when parting and to us it means...be careful and I love you. (We still say I love you, as well though)

2007-02-23 01:26:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 2

The small guy often ended up thinking high of himself only to realize later that his thinking made little difference.

2007-02-23 02:19:31 · answer #9 · answered by small 7 · 0 2

Rest In Peace because I sure didn't get much peace here on earth.

2007-02-23 01:32:03 · answer #10 · answered by Nancy M. 4 · 0 1

Feed your body and soul,
Unfold your powerful wings.
Climb up the highest mountains,
Keep your mind full of newfound things.

You may now live forever,
Or return to this earth-
Unless you desire your newfound worth.

2007-02-23 02:01:16 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

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