Here's mine:
I was sixteen, and I was visiting a friend's house. His mother had left for the day, so it was just us. We got hungry, so we went to the freezer and found a pack of hot dogs. We cooked entirely too many though, and ended up with over a dozen left over.
One of us started tossing a hotdog up at the ceiling fan, and when the fan finally hit it, the hotdog got slung across the room. In what seemed like no time at all, he and I have gone to opposite ends of the room and were churking hotdogs at each other. (We had barricaded ourselves behind overturned tables)
The phone rang, and my friend told me "time out". I didn't hear him say "time out", though, and I threw another weenie at him. It hit him smack in the face just as he was saying "hello...OWW!"
It turned out to be his mother on the phone, and when she asked what was wrong, he said what I think to be the funniest line I've ever heard in my life:
"I just got hit in the eye by a stray weenie going 100 miles an hour!"
2007-02-23 00:52:49 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
o boggers..thats funny..!!
2007-02-23 01:32:55 · answer #1 · answered by hoTTstuFF 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was living in south Karachi, Pakistan when I was 10, and it was eid day (sorta like christmas morning), and all my cousins and my friends were dressed up in very nice outfits. Our moms begged us to not get our clothes dirty all day. We recently came back from the mosque, and decide to play "hide and seek", so the seeker friend thought my other friend was hiding behind a car near a ditch, and he started running really fast to tag him, and couldnt stop on time in his new dress shoes and fell in the sewer ditch. We had to pull him out because we didnt want to tell our parents that we got him stuck on eid day. We brought him out and my front yard had a hose, so we hosed him down and gave him a quick shower w/ his clothes on, and all the sudden, all the grown-ups in the neighborhood came out of their homes, and we all freaked out and ran away except for the dirty wet friend. His mom was there too, and said, "OMG..I told you not to get ur clothes dirty". I dont think he spoke to us for a week, but a week later, he squirted us with water guns with green paint to get even. Even to this day, I still thought that was sooo funny.
I also remember, that ditch was petitioned to be closed after a month, because one lady reversed her car in the parking lot right into the ditch. LOL!!!!!!!
2007-02-23 10:10:21 · answer #2 · answered by Its me again 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the funniest thing that ever happened to me was when my brother was trying to throw me down the stairs but i twisted and he ended up bieng the one going down the stairs. it was funny cuz he fell down on butt facing me.
2007-02-23 09:05:35 · answer #3 · answered by evy m 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well what made me laugh the most is my friend rohit we call each other by difff names every day and makes us laugh the whole day
2007-02-23 09:25:27 · answer #4 · answered by Bhawna 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋