By the time I was his age I was spirits, hes embarressing me with this girlie behaviour
2007-02-23 00:38:20 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Give the soft get one round the earhole,make him work to buy his own ale!,When I was his age I was down the pit
2007-02-23 01:02:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Buy him a frilly frock & tell him that you are going to take him down town wearing it if he don't toughen up.
Start giving him Whiskey with water 50/50 then gradually less water.
Start him on 1 or 2 a day when he is six he should be able to have 3 or 4 whiskies.
He will harden up so don't you worry some kids are late starters.
You might get a good looking girl for him & he wont want to be embarrsed too often.
Have you considered getting him an ASBO.
Good luck with your Whimp.
2007-02-23 13:27:48 · answer #2 · answered by ANDREW H 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get him some Guinness. My family used to give me that and Scotch whisky when i was around 7 or so (and most likely before, though i can't remember)
2007-02-23 22:38:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beer is for light weights and poor people who can't afford better. Drink hard liquor! As a female I'm offended. 5 beers is a lot less than I can drink!
2007-02-23 08:46:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
you r a very sick individual that should never have children the best place for you is on a rule 43 for the neglect of a child you give good dads a bad name.
2007-02-23 14:47:17 · answer #5 · answered by joanna l 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I assume you think you are being funny. Alcohol is brain-damaging drug. Why would any sane person want to give it to a five-year old. But if you had it at that age then............
2007-02-23 11:30:42 · answer #6 · answered by alan h 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
YOU DISGUST ME. Giving anyone heineken is a crime. my advice is get him drinking Bud or Fosters, then get him on J.D. He`ll be partying with the best of them soon.
2007-02-23 08:44:07 · answer #7 · answered by Charles Montgomery Burns 2 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Get him a better father for a start!
2007-02-23 08:44:36 · answer #8 · answered by The Weird One! 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
try puttin a bit of wkd in with his lager he will drink u under the table
2007-02-23 08:43:04 · answer #9 · answered by david p 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
bring him out wiv us then he will have to be a tough cookie
2007-02-23 08:50:00 · answer #10 · answered by shellnkids07 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋