As you all, by now know, everyone is clammering for a bit of Cad. Binkie my agent (bloody hanger on) has been fine up untill now, but is a little out of touch. It was his "big" idea to do the remake of the classic 70s tv series.Love thy neighbour show for the big screen.I have all ready spoken to "Maxie" Clifford (though his front letter box) but he had me, arrested again(stalking case never went to court) so I need help before all those clever "TV Johnnys" take me to the cleaners.For examples of my literal genius see my questions and answers Taken from the best selling book.I am on my a##e give me a break By E Cad
2007-02-23 00:31:24 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Books & Authors
Mr Roy428256 is that you? My old English master,from Eton.I remember, now ,you left under a cloud. When the other masters found out what you had done with the mascot (dear old larry the lamb) whole new meaning to stuffed lamb I can tell you.Sorry about the punctuation etc......But I never did listen to you when you taught a lesson.From the best selling book Hand bags at dawn By E Cad (and you said I would
never amount to anthing) For old time sake! could, you please; correct$ this 4 mee iff there~ is any "mistokes".Thanks old man Cad xx
2007-02-23 01:29:19 · update #1
Dear Mr. Cad:
I can understand your frustration with Binkie, your agent. I believe you should fire him at once, and have him replaced by my editor Dem Diffudoo.
Mr. E. Toffee, BA MA etc.
p.s. By Jove, I did enjoy your book.
2007-02-23 01:04:22 · answer #1 · answered by jcboyle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Might you have success if your English were to improve?
Colloquialisms are fine, but the punctuation makes nonsense of your writing.
2007-02-23 09:03:58 · answer #2 · answered by Duffer 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋