What if Paris Hilton becomes the Secretary of Defense of US gov't?

Answer 1

Then it would explain those flying pigs and Satan coming to my door, asking to borrow a coat, as hell got really cold.

Answer 2

Secretarial jobs are beneath her status as a Hilton. CEO is the only option.

Jobs as secretaries are for common girls who come from places like Louisiana, so when Paris becomes CEO of the US she'll probably offer Britney a Secetary's job.

Answer 3

ROFL if something like this happened, our government would fall apart within months. First she would blow the entire defence budget on something stupid like shoes for her dog.

Then she would call another nation's defence secritary to complain about how her last date was so horrid, and run up a huge phone bill. Then she would blame the phone bill on the secretary of commerce or something like that.

And then finally when people finally were able to kick her out of office, she would cry like a spoiled brat, and then complain to someone else who didn't care.

Answer 4

I believe, in all sincerity that should she become our Secretary of Defense that there would be "piece" in the world as she knows it.

Answer 5

Wouldnt make a difference.

Currently, they both spend more time on camera than times spent thinking.

The brains arent on screen.
TVs characters dont dictate the path of america.

Answer 6

The recruiting of young men for the military would become much easier.

Answer 7

And what if my dog got elected to Congress? Both events have about the same likelihood of happening.

Answer 8

The universe will implode. Only leaving Tinkerbell to rule all.

Answer 9

It would be funny to see her touring Iraq, wearing Gucci fatigues and carrying her little rat sized dog.

Answer 10

the dress code would change, the rest would stay the same, all idiots don't know what they doing,