2007-02-22 19:31:49 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It may not work out afterall. We got into a fight and then I hit Rock Bottom. His agent says he won't speak to me.
2007-02-22 19:33:14 · update #1
YOU ARE IN LUCK!!!!!
Not to be overly modest, but I, me, the number one, KING of of the infomercial world has the most dramatic, effective , most loved, and the top , I'm talking TOP!, spokesperson you could ever want.
Are you listening?! Are you ready for this?! Are you sitting down?!
Now, just calm down a bit. I know you're excited.
But think for a moment. What is the product you want to sell? Big hard a***s right? Or at least the illusion that somebody can achieve that with the use of your product.
But I have to tell you. Rock Bottom is over exposed. He's down to hawking toilet seats now. Forget him. Last weeks news.
You want sales? You want to walk on water? You want to be the #1 TV sales promoter?
I can do that for you. I can get you the biggest, most photographed butt in the world.
Yeah, you know....I'm talking Jennifer LOPEZ. Am I right?! Or am I right?!
We could make infomercial history!!!!!
Have your people call my people to set this up.
Then we'll do lunch.
Back to ya baby!
2007-02-23 05:35:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Behind every celebrity there is a Rocky Road solution. Bottoms up! Cheers! Have a chunk of chocolate!
2007-02-23 03:54:53 · answer #2 · answered by Willy Wonka 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... wow.. people have week questions this late at nite it seems
2007-02-23 03:35:39 · answer #3 · answered by kymee1112 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes.
2007-02-23 03:36:17 · answer #4 · answered by RANDELL 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋