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Would you carrot to talk about it?

2007-02-22 18:47:58 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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As a proud member of Snowmen Lovers United Support Hospice (SLUSH) I am disheartened by your obvious lack of care and concern.

Do you really think that just because they are frozen that they have no feelings? Numb to all sensation? Have you no compassion? Have you ever considered the debilitating and heartbreaking effects of heat?

Oh, we warm blooded humans can be so cruel! But think...do you think Frosty would make fun of YOU if you were frozen like a Popsicle in a snow drift? I don't think so.

Frosty, and his kind, have always been the steadfast symbol of stoic and cool, perhaps cold, stability. And until the thaw (Oh God, how we at SLUSH dread that day) I would hope you would extend a hand, mittens are acceptable, to assist Frosty in his final days. A little pat here, a little push there, will make his days a bit longer.

Snow shovels and snow blowers are not funny either.

2007-02-24 08:35:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Did you know that Scooter Libby originally claimed that it was Frosty who leaked the story about V. Plame and the CIA. Evidently there was even talk about having Frosty iced. Talk about a snow job....

2007-02-24 11:45:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I think you need to talk to Burl Ives. He evaporated too. Talk about raising the dead!
Once melted or dead you will need to wait until next xmas when the miracle on 34th street happens. Frosty returns.

2007-02-23 06:38:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Frosty got iced. He's now at the bottom of the river wearing concrete boots.

2007-02-24 00:48:03 · answer #4 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 0 0

LOL. Yeah he has gone home for the winter. . . .at least not likely to show up in Texas for the rest of this season. Was that not the best of all Christmas shows? I love Burl Ives.

2007-02-22 18:55:20 · answer #5 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 0 0

His face is melting and the carrot gets eaten. ln a few weeks, he'll evaporate.

2007-02-22 18:53:39 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 0 0

Frosty is still here in Canada.

2007-02-22 18:52:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Got scared about all the news on global warming.

2007-02-22 18:51:49 · answer #8 · answered by troypogi 2 · 0 0

A really hot lady snow-woman caught his eye and he was just a big puddle after that......sniff, sniff

2007-02-22 18:52:37 · answer #9 · answered by mean evil woman 7 · 0 0

I blame global warming

2007-02-22 20:20:15 · answer #10 · answered by Dreamweaver 4 · 0 0

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