i love quotes, they are awesome and i need some new ones.....funny ones, serious ones, whatever, just good ones
2007-02-22 18:00:51 · 12 answers · asked by christy 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
there are countless website with quotes listed by person, by topic, by subject., etc. Just type in the word "quotes" in the search bar. Voila!
2007-02-22 18:04:01 · answer #1 · answered by JasSays 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.
2007-02-23 02:05:49 · answer #2 · answered by ThinkaboutThis 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOVE QUOTES:
"I think I would miss you even if I'd never met you."
"The worst part of life is waiting. The best part of life is having someone worth waiting for."
Love is not when you know you can live with somebody.
Love is when you know you can’t live without them...
Anyone can make you laugh and anyone can make you cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile with tears in your eyes.
The spaces between our fingers were created so that
another person's fingers could fill them in.
Without you.
TOMORROWS WOULDN`T BE WORTH
THE WAIT && YESTERDAYS
WOULDNT DESERVE REMEMBERING.
Women fall in love in the presence of a man, while men fall in love in the absence of a woman.
I asked for light, God gave me the sun.
I asked for water, God gave me rain.
I asked for happiness, God gave me you.
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PICK UP LINES AND PUT-DOWNS:
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Man: So, wanna go back to my place ?
Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.
Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Woman: It's in the phone book.
Man: But I don't know your name.
Woman: That's in the phone book too.
Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: What sign were you born under?
Woman: No Parking.
Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not Enter
Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.
Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
Man: I can tell that you want me.
Woman: Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you.....to leave.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?
Woman: Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Woman: Good! Let's start with your bank account.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
2007-02-23 02:09:42 · answer #3 · answered by ( Kelly ) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i hav go to the site http://www.boardofwisdom.com u will get fabulous quotes here.even i luv quotes and if u dont want to go to the site then gimme ur email id i'll sen u a file(word document) in which i hav copied selected gud quotes.
2007-02-23 02:04:58 · answer #4 · answered by frikkie_94 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell
Love is like war..:: Easy To Start.. Difficult To End..And.. Impossible To Forget..!!
To the world you are just one person but to one person you may be the world
Kisses spread germs and germs are hated.....so kiss me baby!! I'm vacinated!
I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
Welcome to loserville. Population: you
Your village called, their idiot is missing
I'd smack you but **** splatters!
It's not that I am anti-social. I just don't like you
Don't like my attitude? Call 1800-KISS-MY-***
If your name was homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right now...
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
If you hate me, i love you too. It ain't my fault i'm better than you
May your life be like toilet paper - long and useful!
Men invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain
What is arrogance? Thinking you can compete with me!
Can I Have Ur Picture So I Can Show Santa What I Want For XMAS?
I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother!
GuRlS ArE LiKe StArZ, ThErE ArE MiLlIoNs Of ThEm, BuT OnLy *1* Can MaKe YoUr DrEaMs CoMe TrUe!
Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
I aint guilty, im just not innocent! ;-)
Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters
For all you who talk about me, thanks for making ME the center of YOUR world!
The only reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live
Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good
Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids
Sure, there's no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E
Moblie phones are the only subject on which men boast about who' got the smallest
a million words wud not bring u back i kno coz iv tried - but neither wud a million tears...i kno cuz iv cried
Knowledge Is Knowing That A Tomato Is A Fruit, Wisdom Is Not Putting It In A Fruit Salad.
3 Words To Ruin A Guys Ego... Is It In?
CAUTION: I'm Having A Blonde Moment. Please Speak Slowly And Use Small Words
Computers: Hmm…Well, It Freezes Up On me, it Plays Games With Me And I Can Turn It On With A Push Of A Button…Yeah Pretty Much Call It A Guy!
Dont Upset Me Im Running Out Of Places To Hide The Bodies!
Guys Are Like Toilets…There Either Occupied Or Full Of ****!
eat me beat me bite my bum, strip me whip me make me come, make me tremble moan n shout, come on baby freak me out
(*) I'm da play gurl as cute as can ~b~ even Ja rule cant put it on me, I'm da gurl no guy can pass even Juvenile cant back dis A$$(*)
EASY: A term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man
Do ~u~ like it when I shake it 4 ya daddy move it all around let ~u~ get a peek b4 it touches tha ground
Lets play Titanic when i say ICEBERG you go down :D
If we are what we eat, I'm cheap, fast, and easy ;)
2007-02-23 02:06:01 · answer #5 · answered by angeliss 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I was never one to patiently pick up broken fragments and glue them together again and tell myself that the mended whole was as good as new. What is broken is broken -- and I'd rather remember it as it was at its best than mend it and see the broken places as long as I lived."- Margaret Mitchell
2007-02-23 02:04:35 · answer #6 · answered by NoMaD! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you what to be loved you need to be loveable. he,s one i made protect your heart for 30 day when you have a new love because it take lest days to have it go a way, from peter boxwell. from kelowna canada.
2007-02-23 02:07:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooooh i have this great site :P
its:
www.forwardgarden.com/category/72r_1.html
There are like 100000s of quotes here, if you wont find what you want here, you wont find it!:P
2007-02-23 02:05:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a Fine is a tax for doing wrong
a Tax is a fine for doing well
2007-02-23 02:03:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
life isn't about how many breaths you take...its about how many moments take your breath away.
--i heard that on the dallas cowboys making the team show on CMT. very cute i think i love it. :]
enjoy -- :]
2007-02-23 02:03:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋