2007-02-22 14:36:58 · 50 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The dogs are mine. You WILL NOT walk them without me.
You can drink my booze, eat my vegetarian stuff, read my books but the dogs are mine.
Good enough roomie?
2007-02-22 14:41:22 · answer #1 · answered by no name brand canned beans 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
From experience with bad roommates my rules would be:
1. Thou shall not reuse the cooking oil you used to fry catfish last week for this week's fried chicken.
2. Thou shall use your stinky hair cream in an area where no one can smell it, So basically, only when you're out of the apartment.
3. When asked to split the cost of common household items, such as bathroom floormats or toilet paper, thou shall just fork over the money with no questions asked.
4. Thou not watch TV all day long for this prevents others from using the TV for important things like the news.
5. Thou shall not be a country bumpkin.
6. Thou shall not play your southern rap music slowed down and call it a remix. evvvery daaay i'm hhhuuuusstlin is not music.
7. Thou shall not speak in ebonics to make yourself sound cool.
8. Discussions regarding the ok-ness of beating your unborn kids will always end in you being wrong.
9. Thou shall do the dishes when you know you're the only one who uses them.
10. Thou shall not mention any references to topics that one does not know anything about.
2007-02-22 14:58:05 · answer #2 · answered by Isaac G 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rule number one No Rules!
2007-02-22 14:42:16 · answer #3 · answered by pswmommy 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Every thing is split down the middle. You get the west bedroom and bath, I get the east bedroom and bath. We share the kitchen, living and dining room. We share cleaning the house and using the washer and dryer.
2007-02-22 14:45:18 · answer #4 · answered by ><>JHF<>< 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would have a rule that if you bring a guy in the house you must bring an extra for the roommate
2007-02-22 14:40:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just clean up after yourself, but other then that no rules because I like to live with a room mate not my mother.
2007-02-22 14:44:25 · answer #6 · answered by ♥♥Bree♥♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1) you have to do your share of the housework (and some of mine)
2) you have to pay half the bills (more if you want)
3) no touching me or trying to have sex with me or walking around naked (unless you're a hot guy)
4) no excessive talking, bothering me, no making noise or playing music that I don't like
5) no eating my food
6) always flush the toilet (ESP. after taking a crap)
7) if you bring in anyone to have "relations" with it must be done in your own room with the door shut (unless it's a really hot guy then I get to go first and you get sloppy seconds)
If you followed all those rules we should get along fine:)
2007-02-22 15:12:10 · answer #7 · answered by DawnDavenport 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
No Wire Coat Hangers....Ever~lol
2007-02-22 14:39:54 · answer #8 · answered by Psychotic2 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rinse out the sink after you brush your teeth!Oh and spray or light a match after you do your business. Im cool other than that.
2007-02-22 14:44:24 · answer #9 · answered by ♥mama♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Clean your own mess, respect my stuff, and keep the noise to a minimum really late and early morning.
2007-02-22 14:39:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋