looking for some imodium AD. as you bend down to get it, a loud grotesque sound comes bellowing from your rear. You turn around to see if anyone was their. right behind you stands some one with a horrid look on their face. what do you do?
2007-02-22 14:26:12 · 26 answers · asked by Crissy 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
say dang, i stepped on a duck...!!!
2007-02-22 15:27:09 · answer #1 · answered by SmoothCharacter 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, if they don't have a sh*t eating grin on their face, I excuse myself, and head for the toilet paper aisle. From there, the clothing aisle. Butt, the most important stop will be the security office. I want to make sure there are no security videos that would end up on Americas sh*tiest videos.
2007-02-22 22:36:55 · answer #2 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1.Say, "That's what I'm buying this for you jackass!!! Wipe that stupid look off your face!!"
2.Or say, "Oh like it's never happened to you" and do a big eye roll.
3."Grow up you immature moron!"
4."Eww you sicko! You need this more than me." And hand them the bottle.
2007-02-22 22:31:42 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Blame Spanky.
muahahahaha
Oh wait I take that back.
Blame the dog.
hee hee hee
2007-02-22 22:41:14 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
show them the box of immodium ad , smile and walk away
2007-02-22 22:39:56 · answer #5 · answered by sindi 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nothing at all. i always blow loud farts in the stores. my 10 year old daughter turns a weird shade of white from total embrassment.
2007-02-22 22:31:03 · answer #6 · answered by havingfun 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Become part of the shelf.
2007-02-22 22:28:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ask them what aisle the depends are in!
2007-02-22 22:36:51 · answer #8 · answered by TWT 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wafting wafting.
2007-02-22 22:29:34 · answer #9 · answered by somerandomguy702 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bend over and do it again. (Two is always better than one!)
2007-02-23 03:39:19 · answer #10 · answered by Spanky C ® 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Apologize and say "I'm just a little gassy is all."lol
2007-02-22 22:30:11 · answer #11 · answered by Tammers 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋