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crashing through a glass table during mid-sex and still going at it while the glass shards cut into my back...wow

2007-02-22 12:59:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I'll take "crashing through a glass table mid-sex" for $200 Delia.

Besides, I'm cr@p at sewing unless...can that warm elderly woman sew? No? OK, the crashing through the table thing then for sure! LOL

2007-02-22 13:00:09 · answer #2 · answered by Maple Leaf 7 · 1 0

in case you ever receive an invite to my homestead in simple terms decline... you are able to not sit down on the settee, the livingroom floor, the kitchen counter, the kitchen floor, the diningroom table, the diningroom floor.. the two the bogs are out and don;t even think of on the subject of the laundry room the two the washer and the dryer are out.... you are able to have the flexibility to take a seat on the front porch yet stay away from the fixtures and the swing they have all considered their share of intercourse...

2016-12-17 16:40:59 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Buttons. The glass gravel could interrupt things.

2007-02-22 12:59:38 · answer #4 · answered by LFM 2 · 0 0

go with the buttons - you'll forget all about the sex when you're pulling large shards of plate glass out of your booty

2007-02-22 17:06:20 · answer #5 · answered by Norman 7 · 0 0

Carefull Delia, I might have to let the animal out of his cage.

2007-02-22 13:04:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

buttons, I don't mind having my asssmacked, but I don't enjoy shards of glass in it.

2007-02-22 13:01:33 · answer #7 · answered by answers sucks says Joni B 3 · 0 0

What is a mid-sex?

2007-02-22 12:58:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

buttons please - the 2nd option results in a visit to A&E and I'm scarred for life. But it does make bouncy castles seem more attractive.

2007-02-22 13:04:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

buttons i guess , strange choices

2007-02-22 12:59:02 · answer #10 · answered by just me 4 · 0 0

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