do u know any good comebacks?

Question

there are these guys in school that like making fun of me and my friends they call us fat or ugly or some other mean comments I nead something that will make them feel dumb

Answer 1

tell them "I wish I could see your point of view, but i can't shove my head that far up my ***."

Answer 2

Comebacks don't ever work the way you want them to... so be nice, and make a point of it!! If they drop something pick it up and hand it back to them with a smile. They may continue to be cruel, and my guess is that they will, however you can make a better point by being kind. Being kind to those who are difficult to be around is like heaping hot coal upon their heads. They'll eventually realize that you are always nice and ask themselves, what did we ever do to deserve her kindness, the obvious answer will be 'nothing.' And perhaps they will change and respect you for your kindness. It takes more courage to be continually kind but eventually it will pay off. I've kind of learned this the hard way, I look back on specific comebacks that at the time sounded great, and sadly realize that I may have missed out on a great friendship. So go to school with your head held high, knowing that grace, and mercy are the best weapons that you have to work with. Disarm them with a smile or a kind word, be a blessing to them even when they are disrespectful and mean. And regardless of their actions you win. Either you'll gain a few friends, or you'll return home knowing that you conducted yourself in the best way you possibly could!!

Good Luck & God Bless!!

Answer 3

Remember this: Opinions are like noses...everybody's got one, and theirs doesn't count! The only opinion that matters is your own.
Do not allow someone else's opinion of you to influence the way you look at yourself. No two people are alike. You are uniquely wonderful. When you realize that, their idiot remarks will not have an impact on you in the least. You are better than that! When someone badgers or bullies someone else, it is usually because they like to try to make themselves look good and make you look bad. They are not secure in who they are themselves, so they deflect how they are feeling about themselves onto someone else. You don't need to say anything to make them feel dumb, because they already do. It is obvious in their behavior.When they realize that their remarks are not having the desired effect on you, they will tire of the game and move on. Refuse to lower yourself to their level, but take the high road, and don't allow their comments to shake your confidence. This will cause them embarrassment, and they will feel uncomfortable badmouthing you. Hopefully they have enough sense to take the hint! If not, you may have to involve an adult in the situation. A guidance counselor, or teacher would be a good place to start. Hope this helps!

Answer 4

LMBO i''m so using that!^^^i dont have an answer to ur question but i thought his comment was pretty funny. Anyways just kno ur the bigger person in the whole ordeal ... only little men with no self esteem pick on other ppl! ciao have a good night