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2007-02-22 12:03:31 · 9 answers · asked by mr_methane_gasman 3 in Politics & Government Politics

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2007-02-22 12:06:57 · update #1

With my flatulence problem I am struggling with becoming "carbon neutra".

Just an "inconvienent truth".

2007-02-22 12:15:41 · update #2

With my flatulence problem I am struggling with becoming "carbon neutral".

Just an "inconvienent truth".

2007-02-22 12:15:53 · update #3

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So you left them in the gas chamber. Thats perfectly legal where I come from.

2007-02-22 12:10:30 · answer #1 · answered by Tracy 3 · 1 0

No because the liberals in that elevator knew, as we all do, that the gas that you expelled was caused by your rotting and disintigrating brain. It won't hurt the environment because it's nature's way of eliminating the idiots through natural selection.

2007-02-22 20:22:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Nah! But I give you a Star, for helping the Cause! Hip, Hip, Hoorray!

2007-02-22 20:13:10 · answer #3 · answered by Goggles 7 · 0 0

You evil person, don't you know that you are suppose to gas into ziplock bags, seal them and light them off to prevent them from contributing to global warming.

2007-02-22 20:07:11 · answer #4 · answered by Yo it's Me 7 · 1 0

Just buy up some extra carbon points, you'll be square then.

2007-02-22 20:16:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

You hateful hater you. They're going to tell the ACLU on you!!

2007-02-22 20:09:19 · answer #6 · answered by Marc B. 3 · 0 0

No, but you may be guilty of hunting out of season. Check with your state wildlife dept & find out when "Liberal season" is.

2007-02-22 20:06:13 · answer #7 · answered by yupchagee 7 · 3 1

That's funny! You should have recovered that methane!

2007-02-22 20:06:12 · answer #8 · answered by myhalo 1 3 · 1 1

no, but you stink

2007-02-22 20:24:14 · answer #9 · answered by squeegie 3 · 0 1

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