How much celery is too much celery?

Question

What answer would you deem most appropriate given no other details? *backs away slowly*

Answer 1

According to Hippocrates (the father of medicine), celery calms the nerve – perhaps because of the high calcium content. It’s good on kidney and will help eliminate body’s waste through the urine. The seeds, leaves and edible root of the plant can all be used. Celery is used in aromatherapy and other traditional way of healing like Ayurveda. In Japan, rheumatic patients are sometimes put on a celery only diet.So I guess you can't have enough celery.

Answer 2

Enough celery is reached when the cook, in this case you, feels that they have too much celery in the dish being made!

Answer 3

too much is when you start to turn green and when you sweat you smell like celery (although for some people that would be a better choice. haha.) and when people say "celery" you turn around and answer back.

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Answer 4

No one knows the answer to this for it is in the eyes of the beholder as to how much is too much. For what might be too much for me, is not for you and then again as one see it it might be the very life and breath of the next one. Therefore, then I guess if I had to say....never too much celery......crunch!

Answer 5

For my daughter, the smallest hint of a shred of celery is waaaaay too much.

Answer 6

When you cease to grow hair and start to grow celery leaves instead, I'd say you've eaten a BIT too much...

Answer 7

When folks begin to complain of your celery breath, it's too much.

Answer 8

When you feel yourself saying....

STEP AWAY FROM THE CELERY!

Answer 9

You need just enough to hold the peanut butter.

Answer 10

You just know when it's too much.