how many things can you do with...............??

Question

a hot cup of coffe, an umbrella, a small building, and a trampoline??

list them (each thing has 2 include everything listed above)

Answer 1

I can drink my hot cup of coffee before jumping on the trampoline in my small building. After which, I will leave and bean someone in the head with my umbrella. On purpose.

Answer 2

"Hot cup of coffee"- 1. sip on it while you wait for it to cool down.
2. Throw it in the face of a "mugger"!"

"Umbrella"-1. protect yourself from rain/snow
2. Place it upside down on a card table and put
do-dad thingies in it for a baby shower or a bridal
shower.(diapers, small items)

"Small Building" 1. Insulate it and put your Mother-in-Law in it to
live.
2. Great spot for all your yard needs/gardening
tools, shovels etc....put flower boxes on two
fake windows to dress it up a bit.

"Trampoline"- 1. use it for exercise and family fun
2. Make sure you have a safety net around it....fill
it with those plastic balls and put kids in there
for 1. a party idea or 2. good place to stick them
while you party!

Have fun with the ideas............

Answer 3

a hot cup of coffee
1. you can drink it
2. or you can throw it at someone who pisses you off

an umbrella
1. you can block rain or snow
2. or you can use it to hit your boyfriend when he gets you upset

a small building
1. you can work in it
2. or you can prostitute around the side of it

a trampoline
1. you can jump on it
2. or you can throw your pets off of it