Any good comebacks to OWN someone?

Question

alright,
me and my friends were playing Wii Sports, and i was trying to tell my friend a story. and before i was able to begin, my other friend rudely said "I bet this has nothing to do with bowling" (we were playing the bowling game at the time).

then i told my friend the story, and he wasnt that interested, cause i think he was influenced not to due to my friend's comment.

they say i have a habit of saying things or telling stories that have nothing to do with what is either happening or what they are talking about. But i dont see it, i just think they are snobs at times.

so, anyone have any good insults to throw back at them next time hey say "What does that have to do with (insert activity here)?"

Answer 1

Reply:
"Well Mr/Mrs Interuptus Maximus, were your attention span longer than that of a fruit fly, and you pay attention, you might find out."

After the story, say "Now in answer to your previous question, absolutely nothing, but thanks for listening."

Answer 2

happy Friday happy iciness Solstice and Merry Christmas Sookie i might could say Black Sabbath and Ozzy Osbourne. After the launch of on no account Say Die in 1978 and Ozzy's next departure from the band everybody rather lots assumed that Sabbath and Ozzy became a ineffective subject. The Sabbath very much taken aback the song international with the aid of coming returned solid with a clean singer (Ronnie James Dio) and a clean masterpiece of an album (Heaven And Hell) and Ozzy who everybody assumed became rather lots finished rocketed to the very top of rock recognition together with his solo occupation interior the 80's and ninety's. Ozzy's comeback became so extensive in fact that the question of whether He became extra ideal with the aid of Himself or with Sabbath remains a hotly debated subject

Answer 3

Nothing hurts worse than the truth. Just say "You're right, nothing. But it's a funny story anyway, you wanna hear it or not?"

Answer 4

"I don't know but yo momma is so hairy that you got carpet burn when you were born" is totally what I'd say.