my mom let me believe, when i was little, that drinking and driving meant "drinking and driving". I would see her get a Coke from Mcdonalds or a gas station and I would be so scared we would get in trouble b/c she was "drinking and driving" LOL and she let me believe that!
2007-02-22 10:59:43 · 24 answers · asked by bhbghgjbvmnbncvb 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
c'mon guys this is suppose to be a fun "?"
2007-02-22 11:09:42 · update #1
My mom told me that babies came from a hospital. You went there and bought them! That's not bad enough. Our dog had puppies and when I asked where did she get them, my mom told me she went under the house and dug them up. She also told me I couldn't play with the puppies. I went under the house and dug for hours trying to find puppies of my own to play with. All the while my brothers were laughing at me.
2007-02-22 11:06:54 · answer #1 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That reindeer really could fly. We would go to the cottage for Christmas and the deer would come up to the house at night but because it was dark you couldn't see them until they were at the window. Well all the adults would tell me that I didn't see them come out of the forest because they were Santa's reindeer practising their flying route so I better be good or else they will tell Santa. Well for years I actually believed that reindeer could fly and if I didn't see any leading up to Christmas, I wasn't on their route because I had been bad! lol
2007-02-22 19:07:27 · answer #2 · answered by Maple Leaf 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The dumbest lie I ever told my mother was that the cigarettes in my purse were just my friends...I was holding them for her. At the time, I thought she bought it. Now that I am a parent, I know that mothers are WAY smarter than that!
2007-02-22 19:04:34 · answer #3 · answered by bundleofjoycomingsoon 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cops are good people there to help us. Then I grew up and moved to a not so rich neighborhood. Boy were they wrong. Where I was for most of my youth, the drug dealers were more honest and trustworthy than they cops. If a dealer was going to shoot you, they'd do it to your face. More than a couple of my friends got it in the backs from corrupt cops. I'm not a bad perosn. I've always lived a good life, volunteer, always follow the law to the letter. But I do not trust cops one bit.
2007-02-22 19:07:34 · answer #4 · answered by no name brand canned beans 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I was the only redhead in the family and everyone always joked about the "milkman". One time, I was about 3, a lady asked me where I got my "pretty red hair" and I answered "the milkman". They never made that joke again.
2007-02-22 19:05:05 · answer #5 · answered by pollywog 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The traditional "snipe hunting" thing in the summer when my dad wanted to have some peace and quiet. "You have to be very quiet and hold the bag really close to the ground, point the flashlight in the bag and then whistle real low".
2007-02-22 19:03:54 · answer #6 · answered by sideways 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
my mom had eyes in the back of her head.
yesterday, i was driving to the supermarket and i was drinking coffee, my son informed me its not good to drink and drive. lol
2007-02-22 19:15:07 · answer #7 · answered by Miki 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When my dad had a heart attack, my mom said he just had indigestion and go back to bed even tho' the paramedics were there.
2007-02-22 19:04:37 · answer #8 · answered by Raven 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Let's just say the Santa thing got complicated with time.
2007-02-22 19:02:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
If you eat the seeds of a fruit, you'll grow a fruit tree right out of your stomach
2007-02-22 19:03:41 · answer #10 · answered by skinny piggy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋