2007-02-22 10:18:38 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
I know it was you.
Crap.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
A talking pig.
Pigs can’t talk.
Neither can penguins, but I can’t shut him up!Wait till you get a load of the dancing candelabra…
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
You want to buy a kitten?
You want to buy a kitten who?
Make pretty pet.
I’m allergic to cats.
Taste good, too?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
You sure you don’t want buy a little kitten?
Yes, I’m sure.
Could make one cute fuzzy glove?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ted Bundy
Ted Bundy who?
Let me in, meat!
No!
I mean… Hello I am Santa Claus.
Yay! Santa!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
A Predator drone-launched Hellfire missile.
Saddam, I think it’s for you!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Gandalf the Gray Wizard, friend to hobbits and elves!
Dork-*** loser.
Don’t hit me! Don’t hit me!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
My mouth is full of spiders.
My mouth is full of spiders who?
I didn’t kill the baby.It was made out of popcorn. Popcorn baby! I need a bucket - my knuckles are melting…
Man, you have got to lay off the cough syrup.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Hitler
Hitler who?
Hitler: German, dictator, mass murderer. Little mustache? One testicle? “HEIL ME!” Ring a bell?
I thought you were someone else.
How is that possible? There is only ONE HITLER!
Nope. Went to school with a Nelson Hitler.
You’re just trying to annoy me now.
Do you really have just one testicle?
You’d think I miss it, but I don’t
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.
What, and that makes you special?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Some.
Some who?
Some @sshole telling you knock, knock jokes.
2007-02-22 12:45:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The one that started with "Knock Knock"
2007-02-22 18:22:43 · answer #2 · answered by twinmomm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo Who
No doubt the worst!
2007-02-22 18:24:41 · answer #3 · answered by Cindi 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
knock knock
whose there
boo
boo who
its just a joke u dont have to cry about it.
2007-02-22 18:34:49 · answer #4 · answered by ~*Kathryn*~ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That stupid orange one.
'knock-knock
whos there
Orange
orange who?
Orange you glad to see me?
The answer is always no after someone says that.
2007-02-22 18:22:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Wow! I didn't know you could yodel!
2007-02-22 18:51:44 · answer #6 · answered by bobbworm42 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
first, a not-so-knock-knock-joke:
Q:what did the farmer say when someone stole his tractor?
A: Someone stole my tractor!
THe stupidest knock knock joke award goes to
Knock knock!
whose there?
interupting cow
inter...MOOOOO!
2007-02-22 18:23:14 · answer #7 · answered by Hannah 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like the one that goes like this.
You say, "Do you want to hear
a knock knock joke?"
The other person says, "Yes."
You say, "Okay, you start it."
2007-02-22 18:28:41 · answer #8 · answered by kyle.keyes 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
knock, knock
who's there?
i am!
and he just started laughing..it wasn't very funny to me at all
2007-02-22 18:22:29 · answer #9 · answered by mara 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Knock knock
Who's there
banana
banana who
knock knock
who's there
banana.....
.......................the punchline is Orange you glad I didn't say banana.
2007-02-22 18:31:42 · answer #10 · answered by KT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋