involving "house", "North / Northern", "3 o'clock" (noon / evening, as thou wishest) and "sinister grin". Not more than (approx) 7-8-9 lines in the compose box.
...But don't just build up a sentence / some sentences with those expressions, please make it coherent, in the form of a story (or a fragment of a story). The best one will be the strangest one.
2007-02-22 10:04:56 · 4 answers · asked by jlb 2 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
The story DOES NOT HAVE TO be longer than those 7-8 lines, but this doesn't mean that it MUST NOT.
2007-02-22 10:22:17 · update #1
(Sorry the idea needed more than 9 lines!)
Professor Scotsdale knew that he must either be in grave trouble, a parallel universe, or on one hell of an acid trip when he found himself walking in a three dimensional fractal representation colored with all those eye-searingly bright colors of sixties fractal posters.
He rubbed his eyes hard, blinked, closed his eyes, opened them again, and still could not stop the swirling colors from seeming to form a clock that said three oclock (he could not tell whether am or pm) from three twisting and swirling fractal arms that then morphed somehow into brightly fractal colored Chesire cat from Alice in Wonderland whose sinister grin brought immediate physical associations of his childhood winters in the North, the bone ramming cold of 50 below zero weather.
It was then that he fainted. When he realized that he was lying down with eyes eyes closed, he breathed a sigh of relief. It was over and it was just a stupid dream. He didn't have the energy to scream when he woke up in the same drug-induced (for what else could account for those hideous neon color combinations) fractal world where a fractal army was swirling around him and planning their entry into the real world via all the pens, equations, and toil of fractal oriented mathematicians such as himself. The fractals were real, well sort of, and they were planning to invade earth, and make it into another fractal universe fractured, seemingly chaotic,and colored like Ralph Lauren and Chanel on speed.
It was up to him to save the universe.
2007-02-22 16:16:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A long time ago... their was a house in Northern Pluto. Strange creatures called Vampexes roamed the mysterious Pluto lands. Every day at 3 o'clock, the vampexes feast on the new borns. That is why their population is so low. They kill their young very slowly. Some eat them alive. They have a body like a lion, wings like an eagle, head of a rabbit, neck of a giraffe, teeth like an ancient saber tooth tiger, hooves of a horse, and tail of a bear, and a sinister grin to finish it off. Now, the last Vampex has died. This is the end of the Vampexes.
SORRY THAT IT WAS A LITTLE LONGER THAN 7 LINES!!!
2007-02-22 10:14:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aye, I once knew a man by the name o' Grizzly Joe Johnson what lived up in the frigid NORTH, an'e was the toughest, grittiest man I ev'r knew. He'd a matted grey beard and salty eyes and a SINISTER GRIN that'd scare the fur offa polar bear at ten paces. An' one day, it be 'bout 3 O'CLOCK midday an' I'se walkin' past his HOUSE an' I hear a terrible ruckus. An' I looks in and sees ol' Joe an' I sez "Joe! Wha hap'n?" and he sez "Frank? Why are you talking so funny?"
2007-02-22 10:25:46 · answer #3 · answered by Off the Key of Reason 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i've got discovered to consistently write numbers in words till extensive kind twenty-9, all numbers above that ought to be written in numbers different than multiples of 10 like 30, 40, 50, 60, and so forth. This consistently made experience to me, that's yet one extra reason i exploit this methodology.
2016-12-18 08:56:08 · answer #4 · answered by clapperton 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋