If you had to describe yourself as a limerickwhat would yours say about you?

Question

liking it george. can't thumbs up anyone.

Answer 1

There was a girl named Beck
Who was as drunk as feck
She drunk some beer
And asked questions on here
And in the morning said ''Heck!''

Answer 2

There once was a Colonel named Smith
Who smoked cigars and wore gloves made of leather
With the A-Team on board
Victory was assured
Cos Hannibal loved when a plan came together

Answer 3

I once knew a girl from Gloucester
everyone thought was an imposter

She said with a sigh
with a tear in her eye
Please give me some soup in a saucer

Answer 4

There was a young woman from Bude..
Who went for a swim in the..lake,
A young man in a punt
Stuck a pole in her..
ear, and said 'you can't swim here it's private!'

This says that I am not a poet..and I know it.
But compared to some of these others... I'm Wordsworth.

Answer 5

There was an old bugger called Dave
Who was lacking the urge for a shave
But whenever assumin'
He's close to a woman
He gets out the blade, what a knave

Answer 6

There was an old girl called susie
who used to be quite a floosy
but she settled with Kev
and they're seeing the rev
and hope the wedding'll be boozy!

Answer 7

I was born with a small gun
14yrs later I had a big one
Now I get around
and dance across the town
because it's just so much fun!

Answer 8

mine would say oh what a gal
a true friend, a damn good pal
she sits at night on her pc
as friendly as a friend can be

she has nice blue eyes
and a wicked smile
she will always be
at the top of the pile..
a lovely lady if ever there was
and i should know because because....
.

Answer 9

A nice woman from Nantucket
Took a ride to the moon in a bucket

But when she got there
And they asked for her fare

She pulled out her American Express Gold Card and said,
"CHARGE IT!"

(What?!? You thought there was going to be a nasty finish to this limerick?!)

Answer 10

There was a handsome Guy called Skinner,
He took a beautiful young girl to dinner,
They sat down to dine
At half past nine
And at half past ten it was in her,
AH!the dinner not Skinner

Answer 11

There was a man from Grays,
who in his drug ridden haze,
reached out for his gear,
knocked over his beer
and now answers these sort of questions while clearing up his bloody mess!