When you're drunk, do you tilt your head to one side and think... ?

Question

'' That just DOESN'T look like it's spelled right ? ''

Answer 1

i nod at the keyboard wondering where the letters have gone

Answer 2

Ha ha yes I have done before. Here are some other incidences which I am sure you will recognise from when you have been drunk:
20 signs when a woman should call it a night...
1. You have absolutely no idea where your bag is.
2. You truly believe that dancing with your arms overhead and wiggling your bottom
while yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move around.
3. You've suddenly decided that you want to kick someone's *** and honestly believe
that you could do it too.
4. In your last trip to "pee" you realise you now look more like Lily Savage than the
goddess you were just four hours ago.
5. You drop your 3:00 a.m.chips on the floor then fart whilst trying to pick them up.
6. You start crying and telling everyone that you love them sooooo much
7. There are less than three hours before you're due to start work.
8. You've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to you
9. The man you're flirting with used to be your biology teacher.
10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or dance
becomes strangely overwhelming
11. Your eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so you decide to keep
them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.
12. You seem to think that it's a really good idea to get your mates to push you down
the street in a shopping trolley.
13. You yell at the bartender, who (you think) cheated you by giving you just
lemonade, but that's just because you can no longer taste the vodka.
14. You think you're in bed, but the pillow feels strangely like kitchen floor.
15. You start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this the wrong way but….”
16. You fail to notice that the toilet lid’s down when you sit on it.
17. Your hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
18. You're soooo tired you just sit on the floor (wherever you happen to be standing)
and take a quick nap.
19. You begin leaving the buttons open on your button fly pants to cut down on the time
you're in the bathroom away from your drink.
20. You take your shoes off because you really believe it's their fault that you’re
having problems walking straight.

Answer 3

I do that sober when Im drunk I go the loo and come back compleatly stripped of clothes and dressed in toilet roll.why?I don't know can't get a sensible answer out of me in this state,just one of lifes little mysteries

Answer 4

I usually have to lift my head off the floor and find out where I am before I think about anything else

Answer 5

When im drunk I tilt my head to throw-up!!

Answer 6

Yes, Hey I thought I was seeing pink Elephants when I get drunk!

Answer 7

Pretty much I go with the eyes scrunched up like Renee Zellweger suckin' on a lemon, and think "mmmmm...the harder I scrunch the better it looks". That works for me.

Answer 8

I try not to drink and spell at the same time.

Answer 9

Yep and hold my head b/c it is pounding from the crazy night

Answer 10

Yes..I look like Horatio on CSI Miami..

Answer 11

I tilt my head in any direction.... and it's not just for thinking....

*Psst... what happened to your wig, I liked that wig can I have it?* XD