I want great jokes and comedy lines?

Question

Want u talking about willis

Answer 1

WHAT HAPPENED TO JESUS WHEN HE WENT TO MOUNT OLIVE?...........POPEYE BATTERED HIM!!

No offence meant to deeply religious peoples....its just a silly joke

Answer 2

What was the score between England and Ethiopia?

England 8
Ethiopia Didn't


How does a blind person drive a car?

With a brail steering wheel.

Answer 3

comedy lines

"he's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy"
"I don't believe it"
"The bucket residence the lady of the house speaking"

Answer 4

A noble citizen (from Helsinki - similar with London) drove to countryside and saw a milestone: 70 km (or miles) somewhere.

"Hello", he asked from the window of his luxury car. "Could you, old man, say, what it means? 70 km to where?".

A bond from Savolax (similar with clever bonds somewhere in England) answered: "Im not sure..but I think that everywhere..".

Answer 5

one day a woman says honey the cars broke down will you fix it, he says what do i look like a mechanic call them to fix it, she does, the next day she says honey the waters off, he says what do i look like the water company call them to fix it, she does, the next day she says honey the cables off, he lookes at her, she say i know, i know, call the cable guy, she does, later on the husband comes home from work and the wife says the cable guy came and fixed the cable, he was on his brake and he said he would fix it for free if i baked him a cake or give him a blow ***, the husband says so how was the cake, the wife says who do i look like betty crocker!

Answer 6

if i had a pair of fish id call them 1 and 2, because if one died id still have two
very bad low brow joke!!!

Answer 7

Aye right! I write.

Answer 8

:)