Listen i will only say this once
2007-02-22 08:23:22 · 11 answers · asked by colin050659 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
"Don't tell him Pike".
Dad's army when the German officer asks for Pike's name.
Another good one from Phoenix Night's, when the bus load of Dwarves arrive, and they start walking towards the doors. Max say's "How far away are they?".
2007-02-22 08:29:17 · answer #1 · answered by spiegy2000 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holly: What's happening then, dudes?
Lister: Bog all.
Holly: Hey up, I've forgotten what I was going to say, now.
Rimmer: Can't have been that important then can it?
(a loud bang is heard, everyone is thrown violently across the room)
Holly: Oh, that's right. Look Out, A meteor's about to hit the ship.
from Red Dwarf a grate comady
2007-02-22 10:09:19 · answer #2 · answered by Michael D 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hancock (The Blood Donor): "A pint! That's very nearly an armful. I'm not walking round with an empty arm"
2007-02-22 08:34:06 · answer #3 · answered by leedsmikey 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
'I am from Barcelona'
or anything else from Fawlty Towers or Blackadder. Alternatively:
'Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries' - Monty Python and the Holy Grail
2007-02-22 08:32:54 · answer #4 · answered by drblonde 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ken Williams "Carry On Cleo" as caesar being murdered
"Infamy infamy they,ve all got it infamy!" (GEDDIT?)
IMHO the best line ever written for English comedy
2007-02-22 08:45:19 · answer #5 · answered by tarastar804 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Top 3
"We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here and we want them now"
"you were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"
"He's not the Messiah - he's a very naughty boy"
2007-02-22 08:29:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Agree with the first answer don't tell him pike is an absolute classic !
2007-02-22 08:33:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Now concentrate this time, Dougal. These are very small; those are far away." from Father Ted.
2007-02-22 08:34:01 · answer #8 · answered by monkeymanelvis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't sweat much for a fat girl
2007-02-22 08:32:19 · answer #9 · answered by LordLogic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ye know, i wanted to be a comedian...... but everyone used to laugh at me!!!!!!!!
2007-02-22 08:32:19 · answer #10 · answered by shortpeg2001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋