He feels my feelings and I feel his. and yes its a dog.
2007-02-22 08:06:10 · 22 answers · asked by ccc 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Is this a joke???
2007-02-22 08:09:02 · answer #1 · answered by kitty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your a fruit loop man!!! If you wanna boink the dog go for it. Dirty woman do animals all the time...if you are so screwed up you need to bang a dog it tells me you are inadequate and need to go and get some mental help. It is not your fault you are in love with a dog, hey they are loyal, but they are not in your species. Go get a life and then come back and look at your pathetic thing you call a life. PS when you get bored with the dog are you gonna add another one to spice up your sex life????
2007-02-22 16:13:12 · answer #2 · answered by Danielle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you doing this to lure attention?? If you are in love, wanting to marry a dog, a whole different species, of a human, you have a mental problem and need to get help. don't bother to ask questions like these, it's a waste of your brain!!
2007-02-22 16:09:48 · answer #3 · answered by EC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Marry your friends dog? far out...they have really cute doggie tuxedo's at petsmart..lol...what else could a woman want, but a guy to kiss her *** on command...you will have to tell him to control the whole butt-sniffing thing in public.. but whatever floats your boat...hehehehe
2007-02-22 16:46:20 · answer #4 · answered by d.a. b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well for started friends is not spelt FREINDS next a dog, how will you communicate.
sorry but i think you might only love the dog cos he can lick his own genitals and you can't sorry that's not love it's called JEALOUSY my dear friend
2007-02-22 16:15:22 · answer #5 · answered by nelly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try transferring you emotions and sexual drive towards other species- sheep, gerbils, Mr. Slave, rose bushes or even old Volkswagon buses. This may alleviate some of your pathology- but you'll still be strange!.
2007-02-22 16:10:43 · answer #6 · answered by Wisdom??? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well everyone knows when a ***** is in heat.You can bet Rover knowes. Just use protection you don't need a litter of little puppies unless you first marry him.Dog gone bad idea.You are one stupid sick idiot *****.Do your homework or something.
Yes he can lick himself but you better pet him befor you try to do it.
2007-02-22 16:19:00 · answer #7 · answered by I'm Jerry 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
eeewwwee!!!!! what the **** is your problem? are you on crack? you are so gross. you probably forgot to take your pills this morning or you are probably psycho. you think you can marry a dog then go for it you are the dumbest person who has ever lived.
*****
2007-02-22 18:00:38 · answer #8 · answered by Daisy l 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buy some Alpo and take him on a picnic. Very romantic. Maybe have a name tag engraved for his collar that says I LOVE YOU.
Ask what his favorite sex position is........OOPS FORGOT........the answer is obvious.
2007-02-22 16:13:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try falling you humans. But if you really like him that much just tell him.. maybe he feels the same.
2007-02-22 16:10:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What the F*** is your problem? Your gross!! Anyone who loves an animal like that needs to be shot!!
2007-02-22 16:15:43 · answer #11 · answered by sandnickel2003 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋