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Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"How do you know he's the King?"
"He's not covered in sh*t."

2007-02-22 07:27:38 · answer #1 · answered by Who Knew? 4 · 0 0

It's really hard to pick one line from a favorite comedy, my favorite is Waiting for Guffman - I like Eugene Levy's character, he says,

"Everyone asks me, you are so funny, you must have been the class clown! And I say, no, I wasn't, but I sat beside the class clown."

2007-02-22 16:02:57 · answer #2 · answered by Kalanthy 6 · 0 0

Well, I agree about Monty Python and the Holy Grail as all time best comedy film. My favorite line:

"Bad Noot! You shall be spanked for it. Spank. Spank. Spank. Spank...and then we'll have oral sex."

2007-02-22 15:35:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

National Lampoons Christmas Vacation: Chevy Chase tells his female neighbour where he was going to put his tree.

2007-02-22 18:50:50 · answer #4 · answered by not a mused 3 · 0 0

Anchorman:the legend of ron burgundy.......
Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Oh.
Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire my lady.
Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me.
Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people
Garth Holliday: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.
News Station Employee: Smells like Bigfoot's d1ck.

2007-02-22 18:05:05 · answer #5 · answered by Rob F 1 · 0 0

Little Miss Sunshine

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Listen to me, I got no reason to lie to you, don't make the same mistakes I made when I was young. **** a lotta women kid, not just one woman, a lotta women.

2007-02-22 15:29:49 · answer #6 · answered by i am so cool 2 · 0 0

Meet the Parents.....milking the cat

2007-02-22 15:40:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

dodgeball
"yea, i felt like quitting once, when i was told i had brain, lung and testicle cancer, all at the same time" - lance armstrong to vince vaughn

2007-02-23 08:00:50 · answer #8 · answered by Lee 3 · 0 0

ice age the meltdow
"maybe we could rapidly evolve into water creatures"
"that's nice sid"
"call me squid"

2007-02-22 15:30:18 · answer #9 · answered by anoa 2 · 0 0

Airplane.
"You ever seen a grown man naked?"

2007-02-22 15:27:59 · answer #10 · answered by ropemancometh 5 · 0 0

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