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Hehe, I think political correctness is gone crazy these days, and I wouldn't be suprised if it gets as bad as this:

Check this out:

RUDULPH RED-NOSED REINDEER (PC VERSION):
Rudolph, the color-of-choice-nosed reindeer,
Had a very neutrally lit nose
And if you ever saw it
You could even say it does or does not glow
All of the other reindeer, used to treat him neutrally
They may or may not have ever let financially-challenged Rudolph, play in any reindeer-induced secular festivities
Then one foggy neutral event's eve, an obesity-challenged non-gender specific person came to non-coercively suggest
"Rudolph, with your nose so neutrally lit, won't you guide my environmentally-friendly vehicle in a non-discriminatory or derogatory fashion this evening"
Then all the reindeer displayed naturally and evolutionarily explainable emotion toward him
As they shouted out with quiet neutrality,
Rudolph the color-of-choice-nosed reindeer, you'll go down in non-gender specific—story!!!

2007-02-22 06:41:47 · 7 answers · asked by Neighborhood dude 4 in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

7 answers

Holy Smack!
That was hil-AR-eous!
HAhaha
Politically correctness sucks!
hahaha!
Oh...Oh. Oh god...
wooooo!
That was great!

2007-02-22 06:46:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Has it run amok? Absolutely

Original version - a nursery rhyme

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.
She had so many children she didn't know what to do.

The Reality version - not PC but tells the harsh truth straight up

There was a welfare mother who lived in a S*** hole.
She had so many undisciplined monsters because she couldn't think about birth control when she was in the middle of trying to get her next fix.

The Andrew Dice Clay version - entertaining if you like that sort of thing

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.
She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

PC version - casts the woman as a hero of society and her kids as victims of society rather than victims of their own parents

There was venerable female citizen who lived in foot wear made from the outer shell of a recycled animal carcass.
The venerable female had so many vertically challenged potential adults she was able to realize it would be difficult to forge a plan of action.

edit - j q republican - yes, liberals take things too far. conservatives sit on their *** in the face of a problem.

If one generalization is true, so is the other.

Which is it? Do only some liberals take things to far or do all conservatives sit on their ***?

Both parties have their good and bad players - lets talk about those good people and support them rather than lump everyone into groups defined by the idiots in both parties shall we?

2007-02-26 02:05:14 · answer #2 · answered by Justin 5 · 0 1

Ha ha clever. I bet if we got Hillary or Obama elected and the liberal democrats took charge than that would become the only acceptable way to sing it in this country. Liberals take political correctness too far

2007-02-22 14:47:55 · answer #3 · answered by John Q. Republican 2 · 0 0

HA HA!!! that is too funny ... yes there is too much political correctness now days ... i'm very offended by it!

2007-02-22 14:45:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lmao u r right..my kids nursery banned us takin photos at their school play incase we are peedophiles... the worlds went mad mate

2007-02-22 14:46:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LMFAO! This is hilarious!

2007-02-22 14:46:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

great

2007-02-22 14:52:05 · answer #7 · answered by Do What 2 · 0 0

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