Hehe, I think political correctness is gone crazy these days, and I wouldn't be suprised if it gets as bad as this:
Check this out:
RUDULPH RED-NOSED REINDEER (PC VERSION):
Rudolph, the color-of-choice-nosed reindeer,
Had a very neutrally lit nose
And if you ever saw it
You could even say it does or does not glow
All of the other reindeer, used to treat him neutrally
They may or may not have ever let financially-challenged Rudolph, play in any reindeer-induced secular festivities
Then one foggy neutral event's eve, an obesity-challenged non-gender specific person came to non-coercively suggest
"Rudolph, with your nose so neutrally lit, won't you guide my environmentally-friendly vehicle in a non-discriminatory or derogatory fashion this evening"
Then all the reindeer displayed naturally and evolutionarily explainable emotion toward him
As they shouted out with quiet neutrality,
Rudolph the color-of-choice-nosed reindeer, you'll go down in non-gender specific—story!!!
2007-02-22
06:41:47
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