I need a funny or truly meaningful quote. If you have a great (has 2 b great) joke then put that too.
Thanks
2007-02-22 06:26:27 · 8 answers · asked by help:) 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Save the earth, it's the only planet with chocolate!!
As I was sitting there, thinking why frisbees get bigger as they come closer..... it hit me.
Few woman admit their age, but few men act theirs.
People are like slinkies, basically useless, and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down stairs.
Doctors say I have multiple personalities, but we don't agree with that.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do.
Don't f%&#ing cuss, cause that $h!t ain't cool.
Yes, you have the right to your opinion, and I have the right to think you're stupid.
2007-02-22 10:52:31 · answer #1 · answered by dookiedookiepooo11 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, here are a few quotes that come to mind:
"Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."- Woody Allen, Annie Hall
"People who talk in metaphors ought to shampoo my crotch."- Jack Nicholson, As Good As it Gets
"Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans."- John Lennon
2007-02-22 06:35:09 · answer #2 · answered by fizzygurrl1980 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"The greatest thing you will ever learn is to simply love and be loved in return." -Ewan McGregor as 'Christian' in Moulin Rouge
"Who of you by worrying can add a single hour to his life? Since you cannot do this very little thing, why do you worry about the rest?" - Luke 12:15
Viola de Lesseps: [as Thomas Kent] "Tell me how you love her, Will."
William Shakespeare: "Like a sickness and its cure together. "
-Gwyenth Paltrow and Joseph Finnes in Shakespeare in Love
2007-02-22 06:56:25 · answer #3 · answered by K Girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Don't worry about the world ending today; it's already tomorrow in Australia."
-Charles Schultz
"People ask me how I can write such horrible things. I like to tell them that I have to heart of a 9 year-old boy, and I keep it in a jar on my desk."
-Steven King
"Don't cheer yet; it might be ****."
-James Blunt
2007-02-22 11:19:24 · answer #4 · answered by Wrestletons 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think this is a really funny quote (I'm not sure who it quotes though) :
When life gives you lemons...throw them back and demand the oranges you asked for!
more good quotes are on: http://www.goodquotes.com/
2007-02-22 07:42:59 · answer #5 · answered by Monkeybananas 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've got to stand for something or you'll fall for anything. Also a song by Aaron tippen.
2007-02-22 06:34:15 · answer #6 · answered by Kimmy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I've learned.... That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes."
-- Andy Rooney
In reference to one's wife: "Just because you're chained to the tree doesn't mean you can't bark at the cars."
--Anonymous
2007-02-22 06:35:48 · answer #7 · answered by Wurm™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say.
~Ralph Waldo Emerson~
2007-02-22 07:17:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋