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I usually let her order off the 99-cents menu only but it IS our anniversary...

2007-02-22 06:18:37 · 30 answers · asked by Mullet Man 2 in Family & Relationships Marriage & Divorce

30 answers

Mullet Man, This is your Anniversary let her have a 2.99 meal and add a corn--please.Everyone likes to feel loved, how loving it is when you get bought a corn too.Oh,Happy Anniversary you big spender.Don't forget to ask for free plates and forks to take home......Oh,life is GOOD.

2007-02-22 06:31:01 · answer #1 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 0 0

Let her get something from the 99 cent menu then take her to the 99 cent store & let her pick out an anniversary present.

2007-02-22 14:29:55 · answer #2 · answered by country girl 3 · 0 0

Just let her get two things from the 99 cent menu.

2007-02-22 14:22:49 · answer #3 · answered by blu_drgn25 4 · 0 0

why not splurge, it's your anniversary! Go buy a couple of candles set them on the table, have the 99cent menu, go to the bathroom and give her the time of her life. You'll even have change left to get some KoolAid!

2007-02-22 19:32:11 · answer #4 · answered by i say what i feel 1 · 0 0

You can really whoop it up if you wait until closing time then ask for all the left overs.You could probably buy it all for about 5 bucks.Yall could really have a blow out with that.Who knows there may be enough left over for breakfast too.

2007-02-22 14:47:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Offer her your leftovers and share a drink and order one extra biscuit for .99 cents.

2007-02-22 14:25:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You and the old lady should splurge and get the 12 piece bucket and a 2-liter pepsi. Don't forget the napkins....

2007-02-22 14:25:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

get her a 99 cent chicken snaker and a glass of water.

Maybe somebody will throw away a bowl of mashed taters and you can garbage pick those for a special thing!

2007-02-22 14:34:25 · answer #8 · answered by stratplayer1967 5 · 0 0

I remember you mentioned in a previous question that she was like 400 lbs or something like that...instead of KFC why don't you take her to that same strip club she wanted to go to and party with your mistress.

2007-02-22 14:32:56 · answer #9 · answered by maggie209 5 · 0 0

Let her get the $2.99 meal, it is a special occasion, after all. Dude, that is some mullet you got there.

2007-02-22 14:22:01 · answer #10 · answered by Lotus 6 · 0 0

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