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Put down 'My Pet Goat' and pick up the Karma Sutra.

2007-02-22 05:51:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Show Laura your cigar like Bill Clinton showed Monica. Have the troops come home from Iraq so you won't have to worry about Iraq anymore and you can concentrate on lovin on Laura.

2007-02-22 05:56:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Why don't you try to remember what it was like when you first met. Maybe try to recreate your first date together and tell her how she makes you feel and acted like a teenagers again. Make her feel desirable and young. Just have fun again. Do something unexpected.

It doesn't matter who he is. He is just like the rest of us.

2007-02-22 06:16:28 · answer #3 · answered by Carol S 1 · 0 0

jump start in love life huh? thought you had that under control. and it should be Laura and I. thanks for the points.

2007-02-22 05:51:12 · answer #4 · answered by greeneyed_angel362002 2 · 0 0

First of all, learn english it's "Laura and I".

2007-02-22 05:47:44 · answer #5 · answered by tallyluver 4 · 1 0

Well she IS a member of the axis of evil isnt she? Maybe you should hang her and start shooting at her neighbors. That seems to be working for you in other areas.... doesn't it?

2007-02-22 06:00:13 · answer #6 · answered by Surrendered 2 · 0 0

Do what you always do. Let Dick Cheney tell you how to handle it.

Funny, the first answer didn't get that you were making fun of the way he talks.

2007-02-22 05:48:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Quit your job and retire early, so you and your lovely wife can take a nice long vacation, travel, relax and enjoy your time together.

2007-02-22 05:48:23 · answer #8 · answered by artist-oranit.com. 5 · 3 0

Ask Condi to join you two for a threesome.

2007-02-22 05:55:50 · answer #9 · answered by Nancy 6 · 1 0

Start banging Hillary. She could use a good *censored*.

2007-02-22 05:48:27 · answer #10 · answered by Ricky T 6 · 0 0

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