On top of Old Smokey
All covered in snow
I shot my old teacher
5 minutes ago
I shot her with pleasure,
I shot her with pride.
I couldn't have missed her,
She was 50ft wide.
I went to her funeral,
I went to her grave.
Instead of throwing flowers,
I threw a grenade.
2007-02-22 05:42:44 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
its not about a maths teacher it about a head teacher, and i did make it with help from my mate.
2007-02-22 05:48:49 · update #1
Yours is good but why is there no punctuation in the first verse? Anyway, as I am a fat, ex-teacher I prefer this:
At the front of the classroom,
All covered in chalk,
I smacked one my pupils.
She was such a dork.
I whacked her with pleasure.
I whacked her with pride.
I wouldn't have missed her.
Oh my, how she cried.
She told the headmaster.
He shouted at me.
He said "Well Done there."
And we both danced with glee.
Jenn, I hope you take this in the spirit in which it was intended.
2007-02-22 05:57:01 · answer #1 · answered by Who Yah 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think that poem could get your butt thrown in jail these days..curb the creativity, someone will call the FBI
2007-02-22 05:47:05 · answer #2 · answered by wcampanile 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Strange but funny
2007-02-22 05:47:36 · answer #3 · answered by rayvon :-) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you wrote it, you've got urself a career. I have to show this poem to my friends! This is awesome!
2007-02-22 05:46:08 · answer #4 · answered by Ahhh....Me Time 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I suppose it's funny if your 10
2007-02-22 05:46:16 · answer #5 · answered by prettywoman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ye its ok a bit horrible but heywe are in the 21centurie
2007-02-22 05:46:37 · answer #6 · answered by leonielil 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The original one was better. But not bad you.
2007-02-22 05:46:24 · answer #7 · answered by Alicat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wish i could of done this to a couple of tachers lol god I used to hate school
2007-02-22 05:48:23 · answer #8 · answered by fishyinmytank 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So this is how you spend your time. Thank you I enjoyed it.
2007-02-22 05:57:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
interesting
2007-02-22 05:46:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋