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OK, I am 6' tall and in America, the average male is 5'6 to 5'8 according to statistics. Here are some of my favorite pick up lines:

"Baby, your legs are so long... they go all the way to heaven."

not from the same guy, but relevant;
"Can I climb all of the way to the top?"

and my personal favorite is "If you can't feel it, then it doesn't count... so why not?" (this line was told to me by a guy who I refer to as "gerkin boy".)

2007-02-22 05:39:07 · answer #1 · answered by guudkarma 4 · 1 0

I'm a guy but I think the worst line I ever used was " you're really really hot."

2007-02-22 13:34:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Do you want my phone number?

I strongly believe the man should be the pursuer and be respectful enough to go to my father first. Giving me a phone number is putting the ball in my court, thus losing his manly status.

2007-02-22 13:35:10 · answer #3 · answered by BaseballGrrl 6 · 1 0

Can I borrow a quarter to phone my mom and tell her I just met the girl I'm going to marry.

2007-02-22 13:34:55 · answer #4 · answered by Raven 5 · 1 0

While using the ATM outside the our local mental hospital, a group of patients walked by and one guy said, "hey do you work here?"

"no"

"DAMMMMMMMMMN!"

I think I will have to go to therapy after that.

2007-02-22 13:35:43 · answer #5 · answered by Stephanie 4 · 1 0

Do you do kung fu...cus ur body is kickin..i dint get that one till 2 mins later lol and another one was

do u come from tenesse cus ur the only ten i see liek wtf??

then i heard a man trying to pick up a woman....

Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?
I've got the hot dog and you got the buns. <----- he said dat to my sister!!

2007-02-22 13:35:12 · answer #6 · answered by Daisy! 5 · 1 0

the used up same old angel reference pick up lines.
Like "do you know karate, and Did it hurt when you fell." type of pick-up lines.

But what REALLY makes be mad is guys hanging out the car window cat-calling,
It's just trashy.

2007-02-22 13:34:47 · answer #7 · answered by danksprite420 6 · 1 0

Girl your legs must be tired cuz you have been running through my mind all day

2007-02-22 13:33:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

You must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night

2007-02-22 13:33:59 · answer #9 · answered by ?Sherbear ? 6 · 1 0

In school this guy said: Is your father a terrorist? I said why and he said Because you da bomb.

2007-02-22 13:37:35 · answer #10 · answered by : ) 6 · 1 0

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