The problem is, I DO know. Smoking astro turf doesn't give you the same high. Should I confront her and risk a fight? Or should I just buy some more weed and hide it better next time?
2007-02-22 05:27:53 · 9 answers · asked by Mullet Man 2 in Home & Garden ➔ Garden & Landscape
If she can whoop your ***, leave it alone.
Did you have your grass hid in the trailer?
Keep your bud in an envelope from the phone company marked "past due".
If you can't keep it hid, you'll just have to smoke it all before you get home.
2007-02-22 05:36:05 · answer #1 · answered by Caveman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Elsewhere in this forum someone asked if the world was a better place today than 2000 years ago. This question is irrefutable evidence that we have devolved; well, the mullet haircut was actually the first clue . . .
With any luck, the astroturf will release enough chemicals to ensure that you don't breed.
And by old lady, do you mean your mom or girlfriend . . . or both?
2007-02-22 13:51:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you need a more open relationship or you need to establish separate bags. Couldn't think of anything better than astroturf?If you fight over bags, something is wrong. If you guys are hiding weed, your relationship sounds kind of scarey. Cant you just openly share?
2007-02-22 13:34:28 · answer #3 · answered by juncogirl3 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you know a farmer who keeps horses, ask him to save you some of those green, dry pellets that horses dump. Dry them up and break them apart, but keep one half of it whole. Then fill your weed bag with it. Wait until the wench is in the middle of a smoke, then bring up the half you saved and ask her:
Hey, are you enjoying smoking dried horseshit? Here's some more!
Betcha she'll never do it again ;)
2007-02-22 13:37:17 · answer #4 · answered by Ymmo the Heathen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(lol @ smoke crack ) hide the same bag some wear and make her think it is a new bag of weed and let her *** smoke it lmao the jokes on her lol
2007-02-22 13:34:40 · answer #5 · answered by sad_angel_eyes_4u 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like Biatch-slappin' time again
2007-02-22 13:35:24 · answer #6 · answered by raggnaar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds to me like "Mullet man" and his "old Lady' deserve each other.
Tell me Bubba, is she your first or second cousin?
2007-02-22 14:24:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if anyone EVER referred to me as their "old lady" I would knock that person on their ***, and do more than just take their weed!
2007-02-22 13:32:52 · answer #8 · answered by Bunker J 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
smoke crack, maybe she won't touch that.
2007-02-22 13:32:12 · answer #9 · answered by droolie_da_dog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋