Be creative, and make it as funny as possible.
2007-02-22 05:24:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Give a boy a girl and he'll act stupid for a day. Teach a girl to wiggle her hips and he'll buy her anything she wants.
2007-02-22 06:24:52 · answer #1 · answered by crazeebitch2005 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The real quote:
Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime.
Or something like that.
2015-02-05 13:52:44 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll be taxed for fishing. Then the democrats can:
Use his fish to feed their constituency.
Regulate fishing in such a way that he can no longer make a profit fishing & goes out of business.
Give him a fish so he can eat.
Then, give him a tax return as if they had taxed him for the fish they gave him.
Then, raise his taxes because he has more fish now.
Subsidize the failing fishing industry.
Raise taxes to pay for subsidizing the failing fishing industry.
Pass a law creating more fish.
Fund a three year study to find out whether fishing causes global warming.
Give some of his fish to illegal aliens.
What the hell, they’re voting now too right?
Pump money into a failed education system for socialization programs, so the children will feel good about themselves and others whether they have fish or not, yet be so illiterate that they will believe this system to be optimal and.... ...
2007-02-22 05:38:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Wow. those first two posters are pretty funny, eh? NOT!!!
Give a MAN a CAMEL and he'll WALK for a MILE. Teach a MAN to GROW HIS OWN and he'll BE STONED FOREVER!
2007-02-22 05:38:56 · answer #4 · answered by YDoncha_Blowme 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Give a loser a bar of soap and he'll sell coconuts for a hundred dollars. Teach a monkey to sell coconuts for two hundred dollars, and he'll kill the loser...
2007-02-22 05:52:18 · answer #5 · answered by Hi 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Give a MAN a FISH and he'll EAT for a DAY. Teach a MAN to FISH and he'll EAT FOREVER.
2007-02-22 05:31:07 · answer #6 · answered by Ooh, Ooh pick me 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Give a MAN a FISH and he'll EAT for a DAY. Teach a MAN to FISH and he'll EAT FOREVER.
Old Indian Proverb.
2007-02-22 05:28:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
Give a GUY a BL0WJ0B and he'll SHOOT for a FEW SECONDS. Teach a GUY to JACK OFF and he'll DEVELOP CARPAL TUNNAL SYNDROME.
2007-02-22 05:32:20 · answer #8 · answered by sarge927 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
boy
good, intelligent woman
straighten up his act
while
boy
find, cherish, honor, obey, and respec his own good woman
finally learn what it is to be a man.
2007-02-22 06:17:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gaive a GUY a PIECE OF *** and he'll BE YOURS for a HOUR.Teach a GUY to RESPECT YOU and he'll NEVER FORGET YOU!
2007-02-22 05:31:36 · answer #10 · answered by ~*GIRPOP*~ 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋