Ok, P&S pals, I have been hanging out in a boring?

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section of answers and I need a good laugh...what ya got?

Answer 1

Check out my Q's and do your best honey!

Answer 2

I got about this ____________ much, what you got Ü

just kidding... I got this
A Mother's Dictionary
Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.
Defense: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let de children play outside.
Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins.
Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
Family planning: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster
Feedback: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
Full name: What you call your child when you're mad at him.
Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.
Hearsay: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
Impregnable: A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.
Independent: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.
Look out: What it's too late for your child to do by the time you scream it.
Prenatal: When your life was still somewhat your own.
Preprared childbirth: A contradiction in terms.
Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.
Show off: A child who is more talented than yours.
Sterilize: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.
Storeroom: The distance required between the supermarket aisles so that children in shopping carts can't quite reach anything.
Temper tantrums: What you should keep to a minimum so as to not upset the children.
Top bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.
Two-minute warning: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.
Verbal: Able to whine in words
Whodunit: None of the kids that live in your house.
Whoops: An exclamation that translates roughly into "get a sponge."

Answer 3

Well I got a e-mail from a company saying a friend whose a girl wanted me to join him on a web-site.I asked the friend and she said "they got the wrong person".She apologized for the mix up. I e-mailed the company.Never heard back from them yet. I hope that makes you laugh.

Answer 4

>"Lord, I have a problem."
>"What's the problem, Eve?"
>"I know that you created me and provided this beautiful
>garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that
>hilarious snake, but I'm just not happy."
>"And why is that, Eve?"
>"Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."
>"Well Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a
>man for you."
>"Man? What is that Lord?"
>"A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat
>and be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But
>he'll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill
>things. I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy
>all your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel
>in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about.
>He won't be as smart as you, so he will also need your
>advice to think properly."
>"Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows,
>"but what's the catch, Lord?"
>"Well ... you can have him on one condition."
>"And what's that, Lord? "
>"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring ...
>so you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. And
>it will have to be our little secret ... you know, woman to
>woman."



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Answer 5

take your pick, there's been some good ones today.

Answer 6

what's P&S? Are you thinking of PMS?