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2007-02-22 04:11:16 · 21 answers · asked by Serious Dude 3 in Society & Culture Cultures & Groups Other - Cultures & Groups

She had to sleep with three americans because it takes three americans to do what one Englishman can.

2007-02-23 07:25:02 · update #1

21 answers

They lack serious education.
They believe the drivel they see in Hollywood movies.
They are, in the main, grossly overweight.
They have never won a war without foreign help.
They dont understand humour.
They kill everyone and anything.
They eat too much.

2007-02-22 04:18:23 · answer #1 · answered by vwcarman2001 5 · 3 3

That's because Americans ARE the English, the Europeans, Asians and Africans, and many, many more.

2007-02-22 04:17:08 · answer #2 · answered by fishing66833 6 · 4 0

mmmm and have they learnt how to really enjoy a tea party in Boston????

I used to live in the Hebrideas in a small island of Scotland, where without a swimming pool the youngsters would dive into the sea. One time when visiting Texas, I heard about how much bigger and better everything is supposed to be across there. (I am sure a lot of non Texas Americans will understand this). Eventually, having heard about all the big Texan swimmingpools that are about, I said to my friend "well, you know, we have a swimming pool where I come from which is bigger than anything you have here!" "You do??" he said.
"Yes of course, we call it ............. THE ATLANTIC!"

2007-02-22 05:46:56 · answer #3 · answered by lochbapt 1 · 0 0

I remember a tour when I had to show an american around the Uk ,,He saw Tower Bridge and said we have brideges 3 times as long in the US. Blackpool Tower, we have the empire state building!!!!1 Then I took him to a place called Rampton He said thats tiny we have building 10 x bigger!!!!!
I said well you would have!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-02-22 04:22:20 · answer #4 · answered by mark r 2 · 1 0

I think that you are the one with the inferiority complex. If we are so inferior then why are we the world's only remaining superpower? Why do we have the number 1 economy in the world? Why do we always win the most gold medals in the Olympics?

2007-02-22 04:21:17 · answer #5 · answered by Art Vandalay 2 · 2 2

Because bikers are nerds and your ex slept with three Americans... at the same time.

2007-02-22 09:03:51 · answer #6 · answered by bobbymcshankleby 2 · 1 0

because when they cant cope in wars they all ask the Americans for help and that's just racist.

2007-02-22 05:38:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I didnt know being more concerned over who was dating prince william than world politics was more importatnt

2007-02-22 04:35:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Oh----------------now you've upset them, you see, they don't know that they are inferior, but now you've told them, God knows what will happen, But it's the same for you! you don't know how inferior the English are to the Welsh!

2007-02-22 04:19:14 · answer #9 · answered by Greybeard 7 · 4 0

Im coping with it OK. but its a 12 step process.

2007-02-22 04:15:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

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