Heterosexuality causes natural disasters including, but not limited to, Hurricanes, Earthquakes, Terrorism and the mysterious and unspecified destruction of whole cities in ancient times.
2007-02-22 03:48:21 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
I love this question. Yes I am a sinner. I was born straight & I hope I don't go to hell for it, but if I do I still like sinning.
2007-02-22 04:11:13 · answer #1 · answered by gitsliveon24 5 · 11⤊ 0⤋
It's a sin against God. I'm going to call my Congressman to propose an amendment to ban heterosexual marriages. Heterosexuality is a deviant sin in the eyes of the Lord.
2007-02-22 03:56:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Heterosexuals are responsible for original sin. Hell, for that matter the first siblings couldn't even get along, one killed the other then took his wife, and the killing and raping has been going on ever since.
2007-02-22 04:00:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
that's a existence-style selection that they have got made. they're an abomination to the Lord our Cod! they're attempting to indoctrinate our young ones with their blasphemous time table! for his or her punishment, they're going to be beerbattered and deep fried to a scrumptious crisp, then doused in tartar sauce to soothe the Lord our Cod.
2016-09-29 11:32:01 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome.
2007-02-22 07:25:00 · answer #5 · answered by collegedebt 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are obviously nuts, but that doesn't disqualify your question, as most of the people who rule the world are also nuts.
What I can do is deny your assumption that heterowhatever is a choice. If I could have been homosexual (like filling in a questionnaire) I guess I would have been. Instead, I spent a lot of time drooling over dolls who wouldn't even look at me (please excuse 40s slang).
2007-02-22 04:03:24 · answer #6 · answered by obelix 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
So they can adjust themselves and go to Hooters. Those who chose to be heterosexual are the peope fortunate enough to evaluate their desire to be homosexual and succeed at making a better choice. (Note:Natural disasters havent been the destruction of everything.)
2007-02-22 04:15:48 · answer #7 · answered by Ricque 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
It turns my stomach when I see a straight couple kissing and holding hands in the street. Anyone would think that it was normal!
2007-02-22 04:54:55 · answer #8 · answered by chris_morganuk 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I didnt choose to be straight. But my lifestyle makes me that way. Hopefully you or someone out there with an open mind understands.
2007-02-22 03:52:30 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I disagree with heterosexuality.
2007-02-22 03:54:50 · answer #10 · answered by raymond_h 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋