What's your most embarrasing moment?

Answer 1

It was a few years back, me and about 15 of my mates had gone out clubbin it hard in Golden at Stoke On Trent and come back to my house to chill out at about 5am.
A bunch of my mates were playing cards in my kitchen and i thought it would be funny to put my bum against the kitchen door and do a wicked fart, so i did... But too much force made me sh*t myself!!

It's been a few years but the buggers still bring it up to put me in my place when i'm being hyper :(

Answer 2

I was in 8th grade and we had just got these new water and juice drink machines. I was getting some bottled water and when I went to pick it up it felt wet. Not thinking, I said, "Oh no! My water broke!!!" Geesh.. When I realized what I had said all of my friends were laughing hysterically! It was so embarrasing!

Answer 3

It was probably when I was giving a presentation for work, a badger came in through the door and bit my leg. I caught TB as a result and had to go to hospital where I accidently pissed on a doctors ear. Then on my way out of hospital afew weeks later a pidgeon made a nest in my hair and preceeded to lay 5 eggs!!!

Answer 4

Walked up to the Keeno Table in Vegas to play. Felt a draft

around my legs. Yep my wrap around skirt had unwrapped

and was on the floor I was standing there in my Teddies.

Worse part? No one noticed they were too busy gambling/

JULIA G>///

Answer 5

One time one of my husband's friends came over, and I was in the other room minding my own business. Anyways, he had to use the bathroom, which is not anything unusual so I didn't think much of it. My husband took me into the other room and told me that I left some of my (clean) lingerie in the bathroom sink and his friend had to remove it before washing his hands. It was pretty mortified.

Answer 6

When I got my head caught in the cat flap!!! My neighbour had Meat Loaf on, & I love him, so wanted to listen. I couldn't find the door key so put my head through the flap. Forgetting I had big earringsin which got caught on the hinge & my head got stuck!!! Luckily, 20 minutes later my dad came along & unhinged me. He didn't let me forget!!! xxx

Answer 7

Walking along a busy street in York one day, I "passed wind" somewhat raucously only to find that I'd made a mistake -
I was in the wrong street!
NOW BE HONEST: How many of you thought I was going to say
I'd crapped myself.....?

Answer 8

I was at a club one night in Las Vegas and I saw Mike Tyson outside when I was leaving. Apparently he had been there too, but I just didn't see him inside. Well anyway he was standing out there talking to some people and I was walking by him and he backed up right when I passed him and he bumped into me. He turned around and said "Watch where you're going!" and I said "Shut the f*@$ up you bumped into me!!" and he punched at me and missed and then I knocked him out. Everybody was just standing there staring at me and then looking at him and then looking back at me. I thought they were going to jump me so I turned around to walk away and I bumped into a light pole and knocked myself out. I woke up and everyone even Mike Tyson were laughing at me. Mike helped me up and we laughed about it and I left.

Answer 9

I could tell you but then I would have to kill you!!! LOL

Tell all on the net and be more embarrased???? Think I will pass on that offer thanks, but I will have the two points

Answer 10

Oh man, I can't mention that on yahoo answers, lol. I did get caught staring at a girls butt once, lol. She turned around and smiled, hehe.