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My sister told me strawberry milk was made of worms. I couldn't drink it for years!

2007-02-22 01:08:54 · 26 answers · asked by doza1621 3 in Entertainment & Music Other - Entertainment

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When I was in first grade, my mom took our dog to get neutered. Since ours was a sexually repressed home, she told me she was taking her to get her tonsils out (so I wouldn't ask questions about where puppies come from?). So I went to school and told my teacher and the whole class that my dog was getting her tonsils out. The teacher said, "No, dogs don't have tonsils" and I felt like a complete fool. 29 years later, I still haven't gotten over it.

2007-02-22 01:12:41 · answer #1 · answered by bibliophile31 6 · 3 0

To make me eat banana cake, my mother told me that the Bananas In Pyjamas lives in the little holes in it, and would wiggle in my tummy. So I ate it up quick smart.

But the stupidest thing I ever asked was how to spell the letter "B" when writing a word.

2007-02-22 09:14:07 · answer #2 · answered by Mr. Maul 4 · 1 0

My friends's older brother told her that Chicken McNuggets were just squashed whole baby chickens - she didn't eat nuggets for years . . .
The irony is, of course, that there may have been some truth to his claim.

2007-02-22 10:17:59 · answer #3 · answered by Craig H 3 · 1 0

i was told that my step dad had metamorphoses which is what a butterfly has to change forms anyways i was told my step dad could do the same thing and i believed it as dumb as it sounds but what can i say i was just a kid!

2007-02-22 09:22:21 · answer #4 · answered by getagrip_25301 2 · 1 0

My parents told me that if I cracked my knuckles, my fingers would get big! I used to crack my knuckles all the time. My fingers are actually smaller now. LOL
I think they told me that because they hated the sound!

2007-02-22 14:32:32 · answer #5 · answered by Kimmy 4 · 0 0

That my dog Freckles left us because he met a girl dog and got married! When in fact he had to be put down.

2007-02-22 18:43:18 · answer #6 · answered by Hank W 1 · 0 0

That rain drops are God's tears and Thunder is God playing Bowling up in heaven.

2007-02-22 09:12:06 · answer #7 · answered by DrPepper 6 · 1 0

That a penny was worth more than a dollar when my Uncle wanted to trade.

2007-02-22 09:11:32 · answer #8 · answered by serenityfan76 3 · 3 0

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles<--- my mom had told me and my brother than them turtles (above) had really existed and lived in the sewers like they do in their movies. Lol. I believed it when i was little. Its pretty funny when you look back on it.

2007-02-22 09:11:40 · answer #9 · answered by ♥mcmanda♥ 5 · 3 1

That the Easter Bunny hopped into the church across the street & I would run to look but kept missing him,,lol ;O)
(by my brother R.I.P.)

2007-02-22 09:10:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

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