When I was in first grade, my mom took our dog to get neutered. Since ours was a sexually repressed home, she told me she was taking her to get her tonsils out (so I wouldn't ask questions about where puppies come from?). So I went to school and told my teacher and the whole class that my dog was getting her tonsils out. The teacher said, "No, dogs don't have tonsils" and I felt like a complete fool. 29 years later, I still haven't gotten over it.
2007-02-22 01:12:41
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answered by bibliophile31 6
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To make me eat banana cake, my mother told me that the Bananas In Pyjamas lives in the little holes in it, and would wiggle in my tummy. So I ate it up quick smart.
But the stupidest thing I ever asked was how to spell the letter "B" when writing a word.
2007-02-22 09:14:07
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answered by Mr. Maul 4
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My friends's older brother told her that Chicken McNuggets were just squashed whole baby chickens - she didn't eat nuggets for years . . .
The irony is, of course, that there may have been some truth to his claim.
2007-02-22 10:17:59
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answered by Craig H 3
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i was told that my step dad had metamorphoses which is what a butterfly has to change forms anyways i was told my step dad could do the same thing and i believed it as dumb as it sounds but what can i say i was just a kid!
2007-02-22 09:22:21
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answered by getagrip_25301 2
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My parents told me that if I cracked my knuckles, my fingers would get big! I used to crack my knuckles all the time. My fingers are actually smaller now. LOL
I think they told me that because they hated the sound!
2007-02-22 14:32:32
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answered by Kimmy 4
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That my dog Freckles left us because he met a girl dog and got married! When in fact he had to be put down.
2007-02-22 18:43:18
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answered by Hank W 1
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That rain drops are God's tears and Thunder is God playing Bowling up in heaven.
2007-02-22 09:12:06
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answered by DrPepper 6
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That a penny was worth more than a dollar when my Uncle wanted to trade.
2007-02-22 09:11:32
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answered by serenityfan76 3
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The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles<--- my mom had told me and my brother than them turtles (above) had really existed and lived in the sewers like they do in their movies. Lol. I believed it when i was little. Its pretty funny when you look back on it.
2007-02-22 09:11:40
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answered by ♥mcmanda♥ 5
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That the Easter Bunny hopped into the church across the street & I would run to look but kept missing him,,lol ;O)
(by my brother R.I.P.)
2007-02-22 09:10:48
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answered by Anonymous
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