Why is my town overrun by a gang of right angles hanging about on shop corners?

Answer 1

We have wrecked angles on ours. They're half parallelogram-med out of their minds and most have turned bi-sectual for the hell of it. Yet their parents think the sun shines from their apse;)

Answer 2

Perhaps a resurrection of an ancient Birtish custom where groups of three, known as Tri-Angles, stand around the corners, which is itself a curious manoeuvre.

Being more or less parked for a day, with the left-leaners believing it to be their right to angle for attention, they stop for no one, and seldom even yield in their concentrations, balefully peering into traffic, perhaps seeking a moment of light humour.

I have heard that it re-commenced as a hands on anti-clock demonstration against Big Ben, but despite some getting wound up, and others becoming ticked off about that, it's secondary effect was to spread in mere hours from London to New York, and in both cities it has now become a sign of the Times.

Answer 3

Funny, I remember the overrun of the acute angles back in the 90s

Answer 4

Sounds similar to the troublesome "keep left" bollards that were attacking people back in the 70's

Answer 5

Because there are forces operating to send us all 90 degrees round the bend.

Answer 6

It's somplace to hang your shopping while you are waiting for the traffic to clear so you can cross the road

Answer 7

ask them to form a circle for a group hug peace will be all round

Answer 8

I am surprised they are right-angles. I would expect them to be obtuse.

Answer 9

Its happening everywhere these days, just phone the circles and they will disperse them,

Answer 10

They must be the Hypotenuse Boys.
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