2007-02-21 15:50:40 · 13 answers · asked by whiskey_wench 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
"I'm not home right now, leave your message at the sound of the choir."
2007-02-21 15:54:26 · answer #1 · answered by Crash 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Sorry I cant get to the phone right now, Its Rapture time and I'm calling up all the "good ones", so if your hearing this.....yeah...ummmm....you were wrong and should really start repenting right now. Seriously, I thought putting "W" in office was a bad idea anyways, but yeah.....he kinda initiated Armageddon a little earlier than I planned sooooooooooo.......Me Bless You!
----So sayeth Me."
2007-02-21 16:04:48 · answer #2 · answered by Dirty Mutt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Greetings, I am currently busy answering prayers right now, but if you leave your prayer after the tone, I will answer it for you and grant what you wish. God bless you, and may there be a spot up here for you when your time comes."
At least, that's what I think. It kinda fits, doesn't it?
2007-02-21 15:58:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good Day, I am currently busy redesigning the ozone layer and working hard to stop global turmoil. Currently my box is overwhelmed and full with messages. Please try back at a later date.
2007-02-21 16:07:09 · answer #4 · answered by drew f 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Check out Mr. Diety's PodCast on I tunes. Its free and very funny!
2007-02-21 15:56:20 · answer #5 · answered by indieassassin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi. This is Jesus. I'm not currently available to take your call, but I'll be returning shortly. Please listen carefully to the following menu options:
-if you'd like to believe in me, but need my help in believing, press 1
-if you'd like me to endorse your particular religion, please take my name and number off your call list
-if you'd like to speak with my father, just hang up and speak to him
-if you believe you have reached this number in error, think again
-if none of these options are helpful, please stay on the line and the Holy Spirit will be with you
2007-02-21 16:21:37 · answer #6 · answered by Palmerpath 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"Hey, this is Jesus. What would I do? Try a new phone service as yours clearly isn't very good. Peace."
2007-02-21 15:58:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If this is about sinners, press 1
if this about repenting, press 2
if this is about the Bible, press 3
if this is about you, press 4
all other inquiries, press 1
2007-02-21 16:10:31 · answer #8 · answered by ibithedust 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i would say hey u have reached jesus, u know what 2 do
2007-02-25 11:02:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it would probably say "blessed are they who call, for they will be answered. i bless you in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost. please leave a message"
2007-02-21 15:56:23 · answer #10 · answered by anakinaphilic 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋