I'm 43 and I think I'm metallurgical?

Question

I'm in love with my radiator. I can't help it, I call him Fred. Fred keeps me warm, I sometimes throw a blanket over him and sing him songs from Beauty And The Beast. My cat looks at me funny and I don't know how to tell him I love him too, its just a different kind of love. My husband is jealous, he says he can be my radiator but I walk in my sleep, seriously, I've spoke of this before, and I keep going back to the radiator when I'm unconscious. I'm worried that I'm going to get burned and I don't want to lose everything we've tried to build up.

I'm serious here, any help is welcome.

Seriously, I do walk in my sleep and I do find myself waking up next to the radiator. I don't do drugs.

Answer 1

Oh Milkbone. I think I am happy for you. Sleepwalking is a rare treat that could give your husband hours of fun, especially if you are prone to suggestion. The radiator cannot love you back though, although you want to hold him. Replace him with an electric blanket, you get your husband and the heat.
I just feel bad for you cat, when is it his chance to be #1 husband.

Answer 2

Why don't you quit drugs? Perhaps if you want to wake up from that note, after a while using it make love to it, stick your thing on it, let see if your keeps after this.

Answer 3

I think that the best solution would be if your husband ties you down in the bed so you can't get away!. That could lead to other things as well!

Answer 4

this is just a joke.. or you've kept thinking it so It became real to you. maybe a psychologist if your serious

Answer 5

Play with fire and you'll get burned.............trust me!

Answer 6

thanks for that advice