2007-02-21 14:49:50 · 4 answers · asked by Rabbit 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
My favorite is:
"Hello and welcome to the mental health hotline..
If you are an obsessive compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly,
If you are codependent, ask someone to press 2 for you,
If you have multipule personalities press 3, 4, 5 and 6,
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transfered to the mother ship,
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you what number to press,
If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter what number you press, no one will answer.
2007-02-21 15:03:11 · update #1
it goes this way: hello, sorry i missed your call. you can leave your message. i'm making some changes in my life right now and if i dont call you back, you're one of the changes i've made.
2007-02-21 15:20:47 · answer #1 · answered by Lola 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
George's message on Seinfeld.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhhzwjt2AG0
2007-02-21 14:54:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
one time I accidentally called the wrong number, and this Arabic guys voice message comes on. Adbudllaaziz and then you hear him cough and spit into the phone.
2007-02-21 14:58:50 · answer #3 · answered by AUCT!ON 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually, I'm partial to one I made up, ha ha! At least I thought it was original. My dad didn't think it was so funny 'cuz I put it on his and mom's machine!
Hi, this is you know who at you know where. After the beep, let a you know what!
Dad said hmmmmmm, now change it, lol!
2007-02-21 14:56:00 · answer #4 · answered by chargersfan 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋