I have been an alcoholic for years,typical Scotsman, well i came of the drink because my hand was shaking like mad...Now i am off the drink and feel much better being off it..But now my girlfriend is going to dump me if i don't go back on the drink because me being sober is causing havoc with our sex life because she says that foreplay is no worth nothing since my hand stopped shaking...
Should i go back to being an alcoholic ?What would you do?
2007-02-21 14:23:36 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Get her on top of the washing machine when it's on a long spin! That should sort her out.
2007-02-21 14:27:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
NO NO NO!!! Your girlfriend can't be serious. Foreplay wouldn't matter if you died from some alcohol related illness would it. Read some literature on how to improve your technique in that department. Failing that dump the girl and find someone who really loves YOU and would be proud of your achievement not selfish enough to put their satisfaction above your health
2007-02-25 12:01:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard of the Australian foreplay? "Brace yourself Sheila!"........Thought you Scots were the same, but you obviously lighten up a bit under the influence.. If you truly were an alcoholic then you know you should not go back on it. Change your girlfrien, maybe for a Sheila. However, if you were just a heavy drinker, then a couple of nights a week would satisfy you both!
2007-02-27 20:19:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i've been on a bender for 20 years since my wife died. lost my license twice an i've jus gone cold turkey after bein able to drink a bottle of vodka a day no sweat. its not for me to preach to u but my experience i've lost what i thought was a friend and got my family back an i feel brill,an i'm not shakin either. i can now get suger in cup without shakin it off the spoon. do yourself a favour, give your liver a rest (the only organ you've got that can repair itself) an the money you save buy her a toy. could open a whole new dimension to your sex life. be strong good luck. typical engishman
2007-02-25 23:46:41 · answer #4 · answered by rodders 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get some rhythm dude. Shake that hand on purpose. Learn how to use it baby. That way you can control how long she is in ecstasy. You may need practice, but it's worth it. Don't go back to the drink. There are other ways to woo your woman.
2007-02-21 14:28:19 · answer #5 · answered by dwilmoth822 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't go back on the drink! Doesn't she realise that u now remember her name, don't fall asleep during sex, don't have that smell of stale lager now. Anyway there is more to foreplay than ur hand, plus she could always buy a vibrator to spice things up.
2007-02-25 12:06:18 · answer #6 · answered by sjsdrh 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah...same situation happened to me. At the time she said, "What did God give you a tongue for?" I said for licking the bottom of my shot glass. It never did work out. I've got a new girlfriend and she doesn't drink. God, we are a boring couple.
2007-02-21 14:34:24 · answer #7 · answered by americandork2001 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would find a girlfriend who is concerned about keeping me alive and well more than her foreplay experience. Nothing is sexy about a decaying liver.
2007-02-21 14:28:10 · answer #8 · answered by RebeccaB 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Get a real girlfriend who can understand you, and appreciate the finesse and thrills that can be achieved with a slow steady hand
2007-02-21 14:27:40 · answer #9 · answered by Minton quest 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Drink up
2007-02-21 14:29:00 · answer #10 · answered by Space Ace 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋