2007-02-21 14:01:56 · 21 answers · asked by clever nickname 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Hmm' let's see. You came home from work and found the dog had sh*t on the new carpet, and the kids have been stuffing bread crusts into cushions of the new couch. Shortly there after you discover that after may flushes the power crap you just took won't go down the toilet unless it goes through a meat grinder first and the dirty water has backed up and run all over the floor upstairs and the water leaked through the ceiling and dripped into you supper sitting on the stove. You pick up the phone to order out for some food and the godd*mn battery is dead. So you get into the car to go out to get bite to eat and the f*ckin' thing runs out of gas on the way to McDonalds. After hiking two miles and back with a five gallon gas container you get back to your car, which is now up on blocks the tires and wheels are missing. You then proceed to thumb a ride home, and lo and behold a huge barely street legal pick-up full of rednecks offers to give you a ride home. Things go pretty well and they drop you off at home after driving on your front lawn and pulling numerous hole shots to the street and back filling your driveway with a ton grass and sod. You attempt to open the front door and and it's locked. Your f*cking keys are back with your car. You then proceed to try and crawl in a window to get in and your a**hole nieghbors call the cops thinking someone is trying to break in. You are then arrested and brought to jail to share a cell with a 375 lb woman named Satchmo. But wait it's not a woman, just a huge angry man that likes to crossdress and has a penchant for buggery. If I just had the kind of day you just did, I'd be pissed off too.
2007-02-21 14:22:06 · answer #1 · answered by crazymofo 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well if you are like me you are having problems getting what you need help on. And I just asked a question that never showed up and I got a notice just know that I got -10 points. GRRRRR
2007-02-21 22:06:40 · answer #2 · answered by ?Sherbear ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Did someone receive a bogus violation from yahoo? Did the evil trolls take points from you?
2007-02-21 22:15:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your boss blamed you for something you didnt do.
somebody backstabbed you
your boss didnt give you the day off
you lost your wallet
lost your cell phone
lost your keys
got into a fender bender
got pulled over and got a ticket
your dog ran away
got into a fight with your significant other
ran out of beer
ran out of soda
2007-02-21 22:06:26 · answer #4 · answered by Exotic Pink 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have been invited on to the Jerry Springer show,
because your partner left you for a cross dressing transexual midget.
2007-02-21 22:25:27 · answer #5 · answered by Hellspawn 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Someone kicked you in 'that place'
You got dumped
You got fired
Didn't get enough sleep
Stupid questions on here tonight
Many glitches
2007-02-21 22:05:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because there is a Hockey game on and you can't watch American Idol?
2007-02-21 22:05:54 · answer #7 · answered by JustLynn 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Someone you trusted has lied to you?
2007-02-21 22:05:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did your car get stolen again??
2007-02-21 22:05:38 · answer #9 · answered by Michelle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You want satisfaction, and you're not getting it here.
2007-02-21 22:11:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋