im printing a whole bunch of quotes from jeff dunham and his puppets and jim gaffigan so anybody go any quotes

Question

got* sorry

Answer 1

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Jim_Gaffigan

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Jeff_dunham

Answer 2

~Walter: How long've you been married? Jeff Dunham: Fifteen years. Walter: You'll see. Jeff Dunham: See what? Walter: Remember when you said, "'Til death do us part"? Jeff Dunham: Yeah. Walter: Later you'll realize you were actually setting a goal.

~Jeff Dunham: What's your favorite beer? Bubba J.: An open one. Jeff Dunham: How do you know when you drink too much? Bubba J.: I run out.

~Jeff Dunham: Do you have a drinking problem? Bubba J.: Nah, I it have pretty much figured out.


~Peanut: Look, I know I didn't finish school but that frickin' says 'Sa ntah ah nah!'

~Jeff Dunham: [Dunham is trying to convince Peanut what a great city Santa Ana is] There's a lot of history in this city... Peanut: Peanut: Translated: [as Peanut moves an arm as if to point at imaginary words] Peanut: Old as ****!


Those are my faves qoutes :)

Answer 3

Hot Pockets!
I love that.

Answer 4

i,m a jalpeno on a stick

Answer 5

HOT POOOOOOOOCKETS!!!!!!!!