Shall we all have a sing song?

Answer 1

I love those, I got one. We all should sing...Black Eye Pea's "My Humps"

My humps
My humps, my humps, my humps
My humps, my humps, my humps
My little lady lumps
Check it out.

Answer 2

IN MY LIVERPOOL HOME.

I was born in Liverpool, down by the docks.
My religion was Catholic; occupation - hard knocks.
At stealing from lorries, I was adept, and
underneath overcoats each night I slept.

CHORUS: "In my Liverpool home, in my Liverpool Home,
We speak with an accent exceedingly rare;
(we) meet under a statue exceedingly bare.
If you want a cathedral, we've got one to spare,
in my Liverpool home."

Back in the Forties the world it went mad,
and Hitler he threw at us all that he had.
When the smoke and the dust had all cleared from the air,
"Thank God," said my old man," the Pier Head's still there."

Over at Anfield* the shirts they are red. *LIVERPOOL.
And the players play football as though they were dead.
While over at Goodison* the shirts they are blue, *EVERTON.
and the football they play is fantastic to view.

If it's football you're wanting, it’s football we’ve got.
In my Liverpool Home.

I took a walk along Lime Street one day,
I saw a "Young Lady" a-heading my way;
"Have you got the right time, love", says I to the lass,
She said, "I've got the time, Jack, if you've got the brass."

When I grew up, I met Bridget Mc Cann;
she said, "You're not much, but I'm needing a man;
I want sixteen kids, and a house out in Speke;
well, the flesh it was willing, but the spirit was weak.

Walton Nick is the place for a quiet week-end.
Climb over the wall, and you'll meet all your friends.
You can sit and watch telly, drink whisky and beer
and chalk on the prison walls; "Scouser was here".

We've got wide open spaces like the Wavertree Park,
where it's unsafe by daylight and more so by dark
We've got places of culture like Dingle and Speke,
where they play "tick" with hatchets, and fight with their feet.

We've got romantic places like the Cast-Iron Shore,
where you can find someone else's back door,
We had John, we had George, Ringo and Paul,
the Liverpool Spinners, and the St George's Hall.

Oh, the Green and the Orange they battled for years.
They gave us some laughs and they gave us some tears.
But the Wacker don't want no spiritual rewards;
all he wants is a Green Card to get into Ford's

Our LIVerpool Ladies will HUG and kiss Men,
but a TRUE virgin Lady you'll FIND now and then
Our eighteen-foot Lyver Birds perched up on high,
will FLAP their great wings every time one goes by.

Way out in Kirkby, the kids they wear clogs,
there's eight million kids and there's ten million dogs.
They play "tick" with hatchets, I tell you no lie,
and they call you a "cissy" if you've more than one eye.

When my last whistle blows & the "Ref Up There" says;
"You've supped your last Guinness,lad, it's the end of your days,"
Take my ashes to Old Trafford( dramatic pause!) and spread them around,
and they won't win a match while I'm haunting the ground.

Answer 3

Old Welsh Air Ar Hyd Y Noose.
All Fru de Night

Sixteen Pints we haf been drinking All fru de night
Half of us are drunken stinking All fru de night
Spent ten Quid I had to borrow, Now its gone I'm full of sorrow,
Go ing to feel like def tomorrow, After tonight.

The Barmaid said come back to my place All fru de night
Couldn't stand the sight or her face All fru de night
Said I while your request has merit,
I'm off down de Dog and Ferrit,
She said If yiu grin I'll Bare it All fru de night.

Is good Yah.

Translate from Mi Cuntery iss

Unter neeth de Lamplight
By de Vilag Pub
I was in de armi
and you wass in de club.

and fore de Muslims

Oh say can you see, by de dorns early light........

If yu were de onli gurl in the world
Id definitly turn Gay.

God help are grasious Queen, Long lif are nobble Queen, God help Tony Blare.

Answer 4

Living in Wales!

It's gotta be Ewe,
It's gotta be Ewe the things that you do Etc

Or

I'm singing in the rain,
Just singing in the rain!

Cheers ya just got me singing away
Well done!

Answer 5

No thank you. What are you singing though? I may sing if you want me to.

Answer 6

Knees up Mother Brown!
Knees up Mother Brown!
Under the table you must go
Ee-i-ee-i-ee-i-oh!

Answer 7

The first night i met her, i met her in brown, all in brown all in brown i pulled her knickers down, up the dark alley where nobody goes.

Answer 8

Sing,
Sing a song,
Sing it loud
Sing it long.......

Answer 9

Sure, start the music

Answer 10

the wheels on the bus goes round and round round and round the wheels on the bus go round and round all through the town. the kids on the bus go ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha the kids on the bus go ha ha ha all through the town.