I Need something fun or funny of anything to put in my profile about swimming. I'm a year round swimmer and i just wanna have a qoute or sumin in there. Last time i had "The 12 signs of a Swimmer" but i wanna have sumin funny now. I once saw this T-Shirt that had this thing like ......
"When deciding on what sport to pick i had lots of choices....... blah blah blah blah.......... but then i knew swimming had guys in speedos!"
That would be really good if i could get rid of the blah blahs! lol! PLEASE HELP! I AM READY TO GIVE OUT A BEST ANWSER TO MY FAVORITE! <3 Hunter
2007-02-21 11:54:10 · 9 answers · asked by huntersmith1993 2 in Sports ➔ Swimming & Diving
"when your fingers slice through the water and your feet come off of the block, drown everybody and everything out. just imagine the one person that you love most in this world waiting for you at the end of the pool. then do it again. Go like hell. swim for everyone that you love. swim for your team. but, most importantly, swim for yourself. when your fingers touch the touch pad at the end and you look back and see your time and see that you came in first, you know that you didnt let them down. "
"Swim like no one is watching then talk to your coach."
"Swimming is a sport, everything else is just a game"
"I love you more then swimming..haha keep dreaming"
"to swim or not to swim? there is no question."
"swimmers go in hard and come out wet"
""Swimming is better than all the sports and here’s why
We kick more than SOCCER players
We bump in to more things than VOLLEYBALL players bump the ball
We yell louder than CHEERLEADERS!
We have better “uniforms” than FOOTBALL players
We can’t get yelled at by our coach for hogging the spot light like BASKETBALL players.
We dive farther and long to get to our “home plate” than BASEBALL players
We are physically and mentally stronger than HOCKEY players
We move more than DANCERS
We do more flips than GYMASITCIS people
We do more laps than RUNNERS
And thats why i SWIM"
"you know your a swimmer when your friends complain the water foutatin smells like chlorine and you think it smells like home."
"Swimming - The only sport with no half times, no substitutions, no timeouts, and you only get 1 shot for your goal."
""Swimming is the only sport in which you go from point A to point A and work like hell to get there."
""The Only Thing We Shave is Seconds!!!""
"the pool is my second home and my coach the third parent"
"when your legs hurt; kick faster, when your arms hurt;swim faster, when your lungs burn; DONT BREATH!"
"want to come in second? follow me!"
"swim cap-$2.00
goggles-$15.00
team suit-$20.00
practice suit-$5.00
drag suit-$30.00
seeing the looks on the faces of EVERY cocky kid after trying to swimm a 50- free in gym class-PRICELESS"
"3/4of the world is water..but i only need one lane to kick your ***!"
"My Element is water.
My weapon is BREASTSTROKE.
My world is Swimming."
"Losing isnt coming second it's gettin out of the pool knowing you could've done better."
"why breath when you can cut time?
"Swimmers are like T-bags...you never know how strong they are till you put them in water"
"my nightmare started when i heard "this set is gunna be fun!""
"if swimming was easy, it would be called football."
"H2O - 2 Parts Heart and 1 Part Obsession"
"You know you're a swimmer when during gym you sweat chlorine"
"u kno ur a swimmer when all u can smell is cholerine no matter where u r."
my personal fav...
"Swimmers don’t swim because it’s fun. Ask any of us, most of us hate it. But we couldn’t imagine our lives with out it. It’s part of us, its something we live for. We live for the 3 hr. practices, the team parties, the cheers, the long bus rides, the invitationals, the countless swim caps, the chlorine, the jokes the friendships, the laughs, the coaches you hate but appreciate later. We live for the way it feels when you beat the person next to you by a tenth of a second because we know how much it matters and you know those two extra laps you did in practice were worth it. We live for the way you jump every time you hear a buzzer, or the way you scream whenever you heat the gun on the 500 even though you hear it every time. We live for the workouts and the goals we set at the beginning of the season. We live for the way you become a family with your team. We live for the countless songs you sing in you rhead while swimming laps. We live for the people who scream at you even though all you hear is BLAH BLAH BLAH. We live for the competition, the friends, the practices, and for the pain. We live for the race, the sprint, the distance, the team. It’s a part of us because we’re SWIMMERS."
2007-02-22 12:32:25 · answer #1 · answered by Kate L 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
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HELP!!! Swimming Qoutes/poems/Funny Sayings (Get the Point??)?
I Need something fun or funny of anything to put in my profile about swimming. I'm a year round swimmer and i just wanna have a qoute or sumin in there. Last time i had "The 12 signs of a Swimmer" but i wanna have sumin funny now. I once saw this T-Shirt that had this thing like...
2015-08-10 07:28:27 · answer #2 · answered by Yevette 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quotes About Swimming
2016-11-01 07:28:29 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, here are some of the best/funniest quotes that I found:
From
We swim because we are too sexy for a sport that requires clothes.
H2O: two parts Heart and one part Obsession.
Chlorine is my perfume.
When the earth floods from global warming, the swimmers will rule the world.
Swimming - what real men do while boys play football.
Chlorine: the breakfast of champions!
When life tinkles in your pool of dreams, just add more chlorine and jump back in!
From http://thinkexist.com/quotes/with/keyword/swimming/
“Only when the tide goes out do you discover who's been swimming naked” -- Warren Buffett
I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. -- Jimmy Carter
"It is better to have swum and lost, than to have ever been a cheerleader..."
“If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.” -- Jack Handy
My mom said she learned how to swim. Someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. That's how she learned how to swim. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.' " --Paula Poundston
I hope this helps!!!
2007-02-21 12:22:03 · answer #4 · answered by piecrumz 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Swimmer Quotes
2016-12-13 03:16:34 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Swimming is a sport everything else is just a game.
Im swimming in the fast lane.
2014-12-04 02:38:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 Reasons Why To Love A Swimmer
10) They can work individually or as a team
9) They're experts at putting on latex
8) They'll always keep going
7) They aren't afraid to make things fast
6) They don't worry about bases
5) They've got great technique
4) They don't wear very much
3) They can do it on their back OR stomach
2) They've got a favorite motto- "go in hard come out wet"
1) They know how to stroke it
its genius
2007-02-21 13:45:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
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2017-02-17 19:16:28 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Real athletes swim;; the rest just play games!!
2007-02-22 04:34:55 · answer #9 · answered by Sarah 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋