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*This Is Official*

2007-02-21 11:41:32 · 11 answers · asked by meeeeeeee 1 in Arts & Humanities Philosophy

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Hi Jon Travolta.

First of all, I think you spell your name John.

Secondly, you have gained so much weight in the past decade, maybe the world can just chew on your gut for a while...

2007-02-21 11:45:55 · answer #1 · answered by For my next trick... 3 · 0 0

Not with Dianetics or Scientology John. Maybe if the world caught Saturday Night Fever we would all be Staying Alive.

John, I know you say that Grease Is The Word, but not all people eat meat. ...and John, you've been putting on a lot of weight lately. Are you still putting food Up Your Nose With A Rubber Hose?

2007-02-21 20:48:30 · answer #2 · answered by ignoramus_the_great 7 · 1 0

If 10% of the average $907 that Americans spent on Christmas gifts went to children in need, 42 million children could be helped for an entire year according to statistics provided to me during an interview with World Vision.

This year, I conducted an experiment, and asked for donations to World Vision and Heifer.org instead of Christmas gifts. Many folks simply chose to give me gifts anyway, but several did make donations instead, resulting in $137 going to these charities.

I also have a website where I sell art to support these two fine charitable organizations. The next time you need art for your office, church, or home walls, please consider my website. My personal favorite of my own work is Sunset over Florence12. There are two other artists/photographers who are participating on my website with donated works.

http://finerworks.com/gallery.asp?U_ID=RLTabor

Best Regards,
Rick Tabor

2007-02-24 13:29:00 · answer #3 · answered by Rick T 2 · 0 0

Create a new religion based on the works of Douglas Addams and displace Scientology. Then with the massive power of faith in the improbability drive anything will be possible

The most important part is the complete elimination of Scientology as a religion, it is such a massive drain on the spiritual and intellectual ability of all humanity.

2007-02-21 20:04:41 · answer #4 · answered by H. Hornblower 3 · 0 1

I think if you ate less, we'd have more food in the world, and I doubt John Travolta would even ask such a typical question like this.

2007-02-21 19:49:48 · answer #5 · answered by Lucifer 4 · 0 0

Ask Ted Turner

2007-02-25 07:44:29 · answer #6 · answered by ignuusfatuus 2 · 0 0

By making sure the governments that are given the aid that is given these days, actually give it to those starving. Instead of letting it sit and roting, giving it to only their soldiers or selling it for money.......That is the first and foremost step.

2007-02-21 19:48:25 · answer #7 · answered by kickinupfunf 6 · 0 0

Are you George W Bush or John Travolta? I think you need to make up your mind

2007-02-21 21:28:35 · answer #8 · answered by Mike J 5 · 0 0

Hey, JT, lets all take a bite out of you. That would officially take care of something.

2007-02-21 20:32:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

two simple steps.
1) make a bunch of soup and start giving it to hungry people.
2) repeat

2007-02-21 19:51:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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